TNA iMPACT LD 5/12 Thursday's missed you!

[klunderbunker]

Wait. Jarrett/Sting closed the show last week and now a VIDEO is all they get?

 

[ZeroVX]

Well, at least this potential PPV main event being wasted on free TV is getting a half hour.

I hope.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

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Holy fucking crap. how does everyone in that video not have a raging boner. Even the girls.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Snakes and Ladders suits me more if you don't mind.

Im down.

Just her overall attitude, and the way she moves man, gosh damn. Tha little grind thing she does on the second rope?

<3 <3 <3

 

[ZeroVX]

What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?

 

[BooCocky]

So who was that chick hogan was talking to?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Holy fucking crap. how does everyone in that video not have a raging boner. Even the girls.

Because it's Ivory, she's all WOMEN AND OBJECTED AND ALL THAT NOISE

 

[klunderbunker]

Lacey Von Erich.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Im down.

Just her overall attitude, and the way she moves man, gosh damn. Tha little grind thing she does on the second rope?

<3 <3 <3

I agree completely. That and that move were she holds your head between her knees and pounds it down to the mat <3 Slight alterations....

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I hope this gets the rest of the time, but that's highly unlikely.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

LOL @ AJ and that fan.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

What the hell, is this legit?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

does that song really say "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!11!!!1!!!"

 

[klunderbunker]

So far less Hogan and Flair = less of a crap show.

 

[ZeroVX]

does that song really say "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!11!!!1!!!"

And people wonder why I hate RVD's theme...

 

[klunderbunker]

does that song really say "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!11!!!1!!!"

Yep. Still better than Steinerized:

"Steiner Line, Frankenstein, Top Rope DDT. No matter what they hit you with, they'll get the 1-2-3!

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Whatever AJ was doing was awesome.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

RDD is the new RVD

 

[It's Damn Real!]

does that song really say "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!11!!!1!!!"

He's been using that theme for almost a decade now.

Did Hogan's really say he's a "real American" as if there are fake ones?

Does Sheamus' really say "no more lies" as if he's having an attack of conscience?

Does Randy Orton's really say he hears voices?

Who cares, man?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

He's been using that theme for almost a decade now.

Did Hogan's really say he's a "real American" as if there are fake ones?

Does Sheamus' really say "no more lies" as if he's having an attack of conscience?

Does Randy Orton's really say he hears voices?

Who cares, man?

absoltuely not even close to valid comparisons.

and I care, because its dumb as fuck

 

[ZeroVX]

Goddammit TNA commentary, get your wrestling terminology straight. Shit.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

does that song really say "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!11!!!1!!!"

It also says "A CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE!"

...Yeah.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

absoltuely not even close to valid comparisons.

and I care, because its dumb as fuck

Sure they are. Who cares how "corny" it sounds? There are much worse. It gets people pumped, and gets the fans to chant "Rob Van Dam" and "The Whole Effin' Show". Works for me.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

There's my Anderson fix.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

THE PLANCHAAAHHHHHHH!