TNA iMPACT in the HIzOUSE LD 3/22/2010

[Shocky]

Ric Flair is on, Kill your TV

 

[Shocky]

Did JBL just get paid for that line?

 

[Shocky]

Sting, fucking sweet.

 

[Shocky]

The last few minutes easily saved this from being a complete disaster. The Pope for most improved wrestler of the year.

 

[Shocky]

RVD, Hardy and Moore, how much pot was consumed in the filming of that segment.

 

[Shocky]

I make a notion for the removal of the term of Charlie Haas heat to be renamed Rob Terry Heat.

 

[Shocky]

This Jarret vs. Foley thing seems like it is trying to hard to be more important. It should be important, just doesn't have the big match feel to it.

 

[Shocky]

when did mick foley go from a 4 time to 3 time champion?

 

[klunderbunker]

My issue with the whole Hogan/Flair et al segment was that Pope was an afterthought in it. Yes he was in it, but the world title match, which should be the biggest match on the card as it's getting two months of build, is kind of forgotten. Was it even mentioned that Pope gets AJ there?

 

[Shocky]

The match was better then average, but still nothing great. Wow, talk about over kill here.

 

[Shocky]

No, they didn't mention the Pope Style match at all.

 

[Shocky]

Jeff Hardy and RVD in the ring with Beer Money. Free Pot and Beer for everyone!

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah that was my thing. The world champion and his challenger are shoved to the side. The world title should be what the show is about. Period.

 

[Shocky]

Fucking Bubba the Love Sponge, this guy sucks all sorts of ass.

 

[Shocky]

Bubba getting ass kicked is the best thing about the show so far.

 

[X]

Wow, the Beautiful People are truly terrible. Where the hell did this misconception that the Knockouts were so much better then the Divas come from. They're all terrible.

...That's just false. Did you actually watch that Knockouts match from Impact? They pulled off better wrestling moves in the ring than I've ever seen in a single solitary Diva's match in the WWE in my entire life. Several of the knockouts are damn good workers, including Sarita who was in that match.

And how are the Beautiful People terrible? They're hot bitchy blondes, it would make zero sense if they were all freakin' Benoits and Malenkos inside the ring.

 

[Shocky]

If Jeff Hardy were better on the mic, he would be golden.

 

[Shocky]

They are unwatchable in the ring, period. Hiding shitty skill in the ring behind an obnoxious gimmick only goes for so long, especially considering TNA builds the division around them.

 

[Shocky]

Hernandez v. Morgan. Could be good.

 

[X]

They are unwatchable in the ring, period. Hiding shitty skill in the ring behind an obnoxious gimmick only goes for so long, especially considering TNA builds the division around them.

They really, really aren't that bad, at all. Madison Rayne in particular is actually a very good worker, but you'd never know because she's never allowed to wrestle more than thirty seconds. Lacey Von Erich is obviously fucking awful, but Velvet Sky has been steadily improving over the last year. Certainly better than 99% of the WWE Divas.

 

[Shocky]

Total squash but now Herndanez is Morgans bitch.

 

[Shocky]

They really, really aren't that bad, at all. Madison Rayne in particular is actually a very good worker, but you'd never know because she's never allowed to wrestle more than thirty seconds. Lacey Von Erich is obviously fucking awful, but Velvet Sky has been steadily improving over the last year. Certainly better than 99% of the WWE Divas.

It seems that since the 4th of January that the Beautiful People have been especially bad. I never used to mind them, but for some reason, they really grind my gears the wrong way.

 

[Shocky]

Wow, Morgan gets over huge there. Look for the Homicide squash match next week.

 

[X]

Maybe so but to say the Knockouts division isn't far and away superior to the Diva's division is just false my good friend.

 

[Shocky]

Both have their shit workers. However, I find myself absolutely in love with Maryse, and Beth Phoenix is amazing.