TNA Impact 5/5/2011 - The Thread (I Think)

[deforty]

Your in Florida that is now Cuba, not mexico

 

[jmt225]

Wow... this segment is awful. That guy with the mic couldn't be more annoying.

 

[klunderbunker]

Anarquia looks a lot like Chavo.

 

[JJYanks121]

The Anarquia is the fakest Mexican I've ever seen. His delivery is more forced than a virgin's first time........

 

[deforty]

Just as long as we don't see these guys driving lawn mowers I will be fine with that. Saw it once don't want to see it again

 

[klunderbunker]

......so I guess Shannon's heel turn is dropped.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Anarquia is the fakest Mexican I've ever seen. His delivery is more forced than a virgin's first time........

He's from LA. He sounded more Hispanic when he was sounding American.

 

[JJYanks121]

So, Shannon's heel turn........that's not happening now.

 

[X]

Like I said... I just never liked the guy. Mediocre wrestler, poor personality.

Gotta disagree. He's a fine worker, especially in tag team units, but he can work a good singles match as well. He was freaking awesome in Team Canada. And I thought his heel personality around that time up until 07-08 was great as well, typical arrogant rich heel. I hate Eric Young but the feud they had in '07 actually interested me surprisingly enough.

However, I can admit his delivery on the mic is decent, but still... that promo overall wasn't, imo. If he has such a problem with Hogan, quit fucking whining about it and go beat his ass. Hogan was standing right there, and all Roode did was bitch and moan like a little baby.

Nah, that didn't come off as whining to me at all. Everything he said was perfectly justified and he came off fired up and pissed off, like he should have. If you want to see a whining bitch, watch any of Anderson's promos since like January. Now that is whining.

 

[deforty]

I thought they were splitting up Ink Inc, now they are ok with each other now.

 

[JJYanks121]

He's from LA. He sounded more Hispanic when he was sounding American.

So go with that. This being ACTUAL Mexican thing just comes off as ridiculous. He said Odelay more times than Eddie did in a calendar year in one promo!

 

[X]

So that Sangriento/Suicide match was quite disappointing and totally heatless. I expected more out of those two.

 

[jmt225]

Nah, that didn't come off as whining to me at all. Everything he said was perfectly justified and he came off fired up and pissed off, like he should have. If you want to see a whining bitch, watch any of Anderson's promos since like January. Now that is whining.

Lol... I definitely agree with that last sentence, and I'm someone who badly wants to like Anderson, but can't just because of how he comes across in his promos.

And why the fuck did TNA get rid of Homicide and Konnan if they wanted to pull segments like these off? At least those two would make it watchable.

 

[X]

Lol I was totally expecting the Maximos to walk out when they said the "Spanish Announce Team" was coming out.

 

[deforty]

And why the fuck did TNA get rid of Homicide and Konnan if they wanted to pull segments like these off? At least those two would make it watchable.

Agreed, they were better on the mic and they could always bring back Shelly Martinez too. Don't mind looking at her of Sarita and Rosalita (whatever her name is)

 

[X]

Also, Sarita looks hotter every single week. Rosita on the other hand just looks like an ugly midget Mexican prostitute.

 

[deforty]

$50 goes along way with Rosita

 

[klunderbunker]

Well they're pushing new guys kind of. Helps a bit.

 

[deforty]

so why is the crowd chanting Devon, and now Tommy Dreamer is a heel. Go figure.

 

[jmt225]

Tommy Dreamer... heel? Seriously? How the fuck is this going to work?

 

[deforty]

Is bully Ray losing weight?

 

[jmt225]

That was a decent little tv match up until that ******ed finish. Who in the fucking World is going to buy Dreamer as a heel?

 

[klunderbunker]

And there it is.

 

[deforty]

That was a decent little tv match up until that ******ed finish. Who in the fucking World is going to buy Dreamer as a heel?

It's like buying Sting as a heel. No one except in their little world of booking.

 

[JJYanks121]

So Tommy Dreamer is heel. Better question: why is Tommy Dreamer on my TV in 2011 in what is supposed to come off as an important segment on a wrestling program?