TNA Impact 5/5/2011 - The Thread (I Think)

[klunderbunker]

I can't remember the last time I saw Angelina's legs. Not bad.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh look: more talking before we get to the match.

 

[JJYanks121]

There it is. We can't have a knockout promo without the word bitch. I get it, they are all bitches.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Why did she rub her ass with his jacket? Should call this WTW. White Trash Wrestling.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Worst episode of Impact since the one that focused on that shitty KO tourney for the title in a random box.

 

[X]

That segment was absolutely god-awful. Velvet and Karen are both so bad on the mic.

 

[JJYanks121]

That segment was absolutely god-awful. Velvet and Karen are both so bad on the mic.

Plus it dragged ass like a dog on a white carpet.

 

[X]

Crimson is so extraordinarily ugly.

 

[X]

LOL I just noticed the beginning of Rob Terry's music is a total blatant rip-off of the beginning of the Terminator 2 theme music. That's awesome.

 

[klunderbunker]

Can't imagine Murphy wins here. The guy has nothing of note about him at all.

 

[deforty]

Can both of them lose, please?

 

[JJYanks121]

Congratulations Rob Terry. You got the crowd behind you and got a pop for your win. Your prize? Go back to being in the hated heel faction.

 

[deforty]

Hogan's arms used to look like that when he was steroids

 

[X]

So what the fuck does Murphy do now?

 

[deforty]

So what the fuck does Murphy do now?

Go make burgers for the fans

 

[X]

I can't believe Ryan fucking Reynolds is going to play the Green Lantern.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

So what the fuck does Murphy do now?

Not sure, I know he recently signed a long term contract with TNA I believe.

 

[deforty]

It's better than Seth rogan as the Green Hornet

 

[klunderbunker]

So we're ending the show with a pair of Knockout matches? Really?

 

[JJYanks121]

Wow, Crimson is incredibly uninteresting, even with a sledgehammer in his hand.

 

[klunderbunker]

Hopefully those shorts are under there. She's there because of her looks so why hide it?

 

[deforty]

Tessmacher is freaking smoking hot

 

[klunderbunker]

Dude just have them be strippers. It's not like anyone cares about the matches.

 

[X]

Damn Miss Tessmacher is fine.

 

[JJYanks121]

Damn Miss Tessmacher is fine.

I dunno, the body is smokin, but up close without the whole "Hot for Teacher" getup, her face looks kinda busted.