TNA Impact 5/5/2011 - The Thread (I Think)

[deforty]

Mickie did porn before she knows how to bare it KB

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Mickie is doing this match by herself.

 

[X]

Earl Hebner checking out Tessmacher's ass has been the highlight of this entire show so far.

 

[deforty]

thats what happens when you have someone who doesn't know how to wrestle in the ring with you

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh great. More Madison.

 

[X]

This match is falling apart before our very eyes. Looks like Tessmacher needs even more training.

Just have her strip. Why not, they had those TNA cage girls years ago and Tessmacher actually has stripping experience apparently. Go for it.

 

[deforty]

So Mickie has stroke now too.

 

[klunderbunker]

It never ceases to amaze me how legal contracts can be put on the line in wrestling matches.

 

[klunderbunker]

The X-Division is revolting! And they're mad too!

 

[JJYanks121]

An angry Brian Kendrick? I can dig it.

 

[klunderbunker]

So are RVD and Sting going to show up at all tonight or was that just a one off thing to open the show?

 

[X]

OH SHIT Brian Kendrick is actually on an episode of Impact again?!?!

MTFO!

I'm dying for them to put the X-Division strap on Kendrick. Turn him heel as well.

 

[deforty]

the mentioned Jay lethal again. So he gets fired and is mentioned at least 2 times in the show thats a whole lot more than what he was actually even shown on tv in the last month

 

[klunderbunker]

Holy Eddie Guerrero reference in TNA!

 

[deforty]

So RVD put the Weed down to get more clarity?

 

[JJYanks121]

Holy Eddie Guerrero reference in TNA!

Sadly, I think that was a shoot. Remember, Bischoff told the cruiserweights that they were vanilla midgets that couldn't draw. He was so right. Jericho, Mysterio, Benoit, Guerrero, those guys never drew a dime......

 

[jmt225]

Damn.. I fucking missed Kendrick?!? Lame.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sadly, I think that was a shoot. Remember, Bischoff told the cruiserweights that they were vanilla midgets that couldn't draw. He was so right. Jericho, Mysterio, Benoit, Guerrero, those guys never drew a dime......

I know. That was the point. They're using a real life thing as a storyline now. I can't make fun of it though as at least they didn't use EDDIE IS IN HELL as a storyline point.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Bishoff is on TV to much.

 

[deforty]

Let the pigeons loose

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Jeremy Borash has tiny hands lol

 

[klunderbunker]

This is the main event.

World title
World title
Velvet Sky and Winter/Angelina

Bit of a letdown

 

[deforty]

so is this really going the rest of the 11 minutes of the show? probably not

 

[deforty]

Angelina was given NO-Sell Pills

 

[deforty]

So next week we get a network rep, Kurt's Mistress, and possibly Jeff Hardy.