She's not cheatin' bro. I know why she flaked on me, she told me where she was goin' and everything. Plus, our friends who she was with would never allow it. See, I have what's called "abandonement issues", mixed with a slight case of clinical depression. They know if she (or anyone else) were to cheat on me it would send right back into the comforting arms of acid and E.
Oh no. No drugs.