Oh Christ. I knew i shouldn't have said that...
WHO IN THE HELL ACTUALLY VOTED FOR HEADCHEESE? YOU COMPLETE IDIOTS, HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED WRESTLING?
*Breathe in, breathe out*
On to some picks...
CP Munk and Colt CaBunny vs The Nasty Boys
Come on. Only one obvious choice here...
Winners: The 2nd City Pets
No, not really, of course the Nastys unfortunatly advance, against 2 men dressed as a chipmunk and a rabbit. Possibly the strangest sentance ever typed...
AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels vs Kronik
Kronik could not wrestle their way out of a paper bag, for god's sake. Theie match against the B.O.D at Unforgiven 2001 is best forgotten, only memorable in any way for Steven Richards geting chokeslammed by Kane.
Winners: Styles & Daniels
Rock'n'Roll vs Furnas & LaFon
I don't care if i've spelt that wrong, coz that is one terrible team. Rock'n'Roll take it easily. Very very easily.
Winners: Rock'n'Roll Express
Natural Born Thrillaz vs The Body Donnas
Must disagree with some people here, The Body Donnas will win here. Remember, both wrestlers are IN THEIR PRIMES. Therefore, Tom Pritchard can take both by himself, Candido just has to stand there occasionally throwing punches. Easy win
Winners: The Body Donnas
Team 3D vs Team Incohereance
God dammit, why? One of the best actual wrestling teams, and they get Brother Ray and Brother Devon in the first round. As unfortunate as it is for 2 of the best indy wrestlers out there, i must say:
Winners: Team 3D (I'd like to add, i think of these guys as Team 3D now, i'm a TNA Fan. And as such, am outraged at the earlier elimination of the Naturals. Anyway, moving on...)
The Jersey Triad vs. The Evil Empire
Hang on, short break. I've got a CD on I made of wrestlers theme songs (only ones with actual lyrics, not stuff like Carlito or Lashley) and Burn In My Light is on. Which, for those less educated in the ways of theme songs of wrestlers, is Randy Orton's theme...
The point is, this song is a million times more interesting than this match will be. Boring match, the sleeping fans don't even see Rene Dupree win it by himself.
Winners: Rene Dupree and that other jerk.
North and South vs the Hollys
I have a fear that the Hollys may get some votes due to under-exposure of North/South, but for me there's only one winner:
Winners: The North/South Connection
Impact Players vs American Males
Disgraceful if anyone votes for those morons. Justin Credible is a fantastic wrestler, as is Lance Storm. They simply out-wrestle their opponents and pick up the win.
Ermm... no-one took that seriously, did they?
*Gulp*
WHO IN THE HELL ACTUALLY VOTED FOR HEADCHEESE? YOU COMPLETE IDIOTS, HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED WRESTLING?
*Breathe in, breathe out*
On to some picks...
CP Munk and Colt CaBunny vs The Nasty Boys
Come on. Only one obvious choice here...
Winners: The 2nd City Pets
No, not really, of course the Nastys unfortunatly advance, against 2 men dressed as a chipmunk and a rabbit. Possibly the strangest sentance ever typed...
AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels vs Kronik
Kronik could not wrestle their way out of a paper bag, for god's sake. Theie match against the B.O.D at Unforgiven 2001 is best forgotten, only memorable in any way for Steven Richards geting chokeslammed by Kane.
Winners: Styles & Daniels
Rock'n'Roll vs Furnas & LaFon
I don't care if i've spelt that wrong, coz that is one terrible team. Rock'n'Roll take it easily. Very very easily.
Winners: Rock'n'Roll Express
Natural Born Thrillaz vs The Body Donnas
Must disagree with some people here, The Body Donnas will win here. Remember, both wrestlers are IN THEIR PRIMES. Therefore, Tom Pritchard can take both by himself, Candido just has to stand there occasionally throwing punches. Easy win
Winners: The Body Donnas
Team 3D vs Team Incohereance
God dammit, why? One of the best actual wrestling teams, and they get Brother Ray and Brother Devon in the first round. As unfortunate as it is for 2 of the best indy wrestlers out there, i must say:
Winners: Team 3D (I'd like to add, i think of these guys as Team 3D now, i'm a TNA Fan. And as such, am outraged at the earlier elimination of the Naturals. Anyway, moving on...)
The Jersey Triad vs. The Evil Empire
Hang on, short break. I've got a CD on I made of wrestlers theme songs (only ones with actual lyrics, not stuff like Carlito or Lashley) and Burn In My Light is on. Which, for those less educated in the ways of theme songs of wrestlers, is Randy Orton's theme...
The point is, this song is a million times more interesting than this match will be. Boring match, the sleeping fans don't even see Rene Dupree win it by himself.
Winners: Rene Dupree and that other jerk.
North and South vs the Hollys
I have a fear that the Hollys may get some votes due to under-exposure of North/South, but for me there's only one winner:
Winners: The North/South Connection
Impact Players vs American Males
Disgraceful if anyone votes for those morons. Justin Credible is a fantastic wrestler, as is Lance Storm. They simply out-wrestle their opponents and pick up the win.
Originally posted by Colamania:
If they (the Hart Foundation) don't win by 100%, you can change by name to Evolution's Bitch for a week.
Ermm... no-one took that seriously, did they?
*Gulp*