The Weekly Show With Jon Stewart! - MNR LD 2/3/15

[Galvatron]

I'm curious, why would people want longer diva matches when a fucking Bella is champion?

 

[klunderbunker]

We're at a break 1:00 in.

 

[TJ Matics]

Oh, how clever.

 

[Kermit]

This might be the first time in ten years with Big Match Intros for a Divas match.

#GiveDivasBigMatchIntros

 

[Papa Pillman]

A commercial break during a Diva's match? The break is six times longer than last week's match lasted.

 

[TJ Matics]

I'm curious, why would people want longer diva matches when a fucking Bella is champion?

Because it's Nikki and not Brie.

 

[rbv13]

#GiveDivasAChance and we go to extended break.

 

[Bernkastel]

My relationship with Raw in a nutshell:

There should be Mayo Clinics for WWE fans.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm curious, why would people want longer diva matches when a fucking Bella is champion?

Because wrestling fans are fucking stupid?

 

[Milkyway!]

For a guy trying to watch his first wrestling show in a little under a year this is not the show they need to be putting on.

I've now watched 45 minutes, and it's the same 45 minutes of garbage I saw the last time I watched about 8 months ago. See ya next year WWE.

 

[El Rev sXe]

The match is still going! It's a miracle

 

[Galvatron]

We return to a rest hold.

 

[Papa Pillman]

Why go to a commercial when the match is already a Total Divas commercial in the first place?

 

[Kermit]

A commercial break during a Diva's match? The break is six times longer than last week's match lasted.

#GiveDivasACommericalBreak

 

[CrucifiedRaven]

I'm curious, why would people want longer diva matches when a fucking Bella is champion?

Nikki Bella is hot

 

[Kermit]

We return to a rest hold.

#GiveDivasARestHold

 

[shafe_41]

I still think Paige just needs her butt licked.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This is like breaking open "The Seven Seals of a Shitty SHow"


1. And yea, there shall be a pointless Stephanie Mcmahon promo. Babes weep

2. Triple H's overlong pointless promo shall come to punish all ye sinners

3. On a pink-encrusted horse, they rode, and upon the horse, sat bordeom

4. ......Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.....BECAUSE ITS TEH BIG SHOOOOWWW....YEA A BIG BAD SHOW TONIIIIGHT

Greatest. Post. Ever.

 

[Bernkastel]

This has been like an iron man match.

 

[klunderbunker]

6:46, 2:44 of which was in a break. Four minutes of "action" and three Total Divas plugs.

 

[CrucifiedRaven]

AJ gets a bigger pop than most of the roster.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Huh, AJ.

 

[J-Dogg]

She's back but for how long

 

[shafe_41]

And once again... I would lick every butthole in that ring.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How apeshit will this crowd go when they dispatch the bellas and french kiss in the middle of the ring