The Weekly Show With Jon Stewart! - MNR LD 2/3/15

[klunderbunker]

Ok, I am back from flying to LA, what is happening here still?

Get back on the plane and watch We Bought A Zoo.

 

[J-Dogg]

HHH is a cunt

 

[Thriller Ant]

We should've known something was going to happen, it's Booker's birthday

 

[Kermit]

Lulz, because filler.

 

[JoeFromTomsRiver]

That was a good segment. Haters gona hate.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

So how does HHH vs. Sting go?

Does the WWE representative lose to WCW's franchise player at the biggest show of the year? Or do they actually have Sting lose in his grand debut in a WWE ring?

The WWE representative loses, because it's not the fucking carny days.

 

[BaconBits]

I like it way better when Trips is just being a corporate stooge.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Jesus, is it really just past 930?

 

[L@RISANO]

lulz

 

[Bernkastel]

"Booker T... you're fired! Now get back on commentary."

What?

 

[klunderbunker]

Jesus, is it really just past 930?

AND DIVAS TO GO!!!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Get back on the plane and watch We Bought A Zoo.

Did you say that because you remember me seeing that on a flight to Afghanistan?



Class fuckin' movie btw

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

AND DIVAS TO GO!!!

Hey man, just give them a chance.

 

[Galvatron]

Wrestlemania, where people fight people that rarely or don't even show up for Raw.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

AND DIVAS TO GO!!!

FUCK I HAD FORGOT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

 

[klunderbunker]

Did you say that because you remember me seeing that on a flight to Afghanistan?



Class fuckin' movie btw

No but it was the only movie I had ever heard of on the flight to England. Thank goodness for the TVs in the back of the seats so I could watch Pacific Rim and Veronica Mars.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hey man, just give them a chance.

I bet they have a 2 minute match. Twice as long as the match last week.

 

[klunderbunker]

I bet they have a 2 minute match. Twice as long as the match last week.

4x.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

This is like breaking open "The Seven Seals of a Shitty SHow"


1. And yea, there shall be a pointless Stephanie Mcmahon promo. Babes weep

2. Triple H's overlong pointless promo shall come to punish all ye sinners

3. On a pink-encrusted horse, they rode, and upon the horse, sat bordeom

4. ......Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.....BECAUSE ITS TEH BIG SHOOOOWWW....YEA A BIG BAD SHOW TONIIIIGHT

 

[Kermit]

My relationship with Raw in a nutshell:

 

[J-Dogg]

I just wanna fuck Paige

 

[shafe_41]

Other than the zebra, I'd lick every asshole in that ring.

 

[klunderbunker]

This might be the first time in ten years with Big Match Intros for a Divas match.

 

[TJ Matics]

I really liked the last segment, it could have been drug out longer but then you guys would have started squawking about his obvious return so I'm cool with it just being an example.

 

[J-Dogg]

Nikki just flew for that bump