The Weekly Show With Jon Stewart! - MNR LD 2/3/15

[Papa Pillman]

I hope they come back from commercial and the match is over.

Even if this match is over, Axel will still be in the Rumble.

 

[BaconBits]

The WWE will manage to make it stale before then.

Yes was stale as shit before that night.

 

[J-Dogg]

Cena looks pissed

 

[Bernkastel]

Cena looks like the most unamused person ever.

 

[PeterSellersSTL]

Curtis Axel has his father's same dry sense of humor and delivery - I love it

 

[MrHashasheen]

Cena looks like a rapist.

 

[klunderbunker]

This story would work if there was ANY chance of it happening. No one, not even a five year old, believes Cena isn't wrestling at Wrestlemania if there is breath in his body. Stephanie's rants don't do anything because we're going in circles until we get to one obvious conclusion, so stop wasting our time to make Stephanie feel good.

 

[PeterSellersSTL]

Rusev da God!!! It's my decision you ignorant americans

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

That was perfect.

The fans were all chanting "NO!", and with that one comment Rusev had them booing him and chanting "USA". Then when Rusev said "No" they reacted negatively like they were supposed to.

Rusev took the crowd's reaction and completely flipped it around. Very, very well done.

 

[klunderbunker]

......how is that humiliating Cole? Do you even know what basic English words mean?

 

[BaconBits]

Cena's face looks like he just had noodz leaked on the innerwebz.

 

[MrHashasheen]

... So, whose job is it to put the flag up there?

"Da, you must put the flag up, so that I can mock puny American Cena!"

 

[JoeFromTomsRiver]

So they're actually running with the "Cena won't be a part of Wrestlemania" storyline.

Wow.

 

[BaconBits]

Hayes' shirt is black.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Hayes' shirt is black.

Blacker than Mark Henry

 

[klunderbunker]

In case you haven't looked, the cheapest price level for a reward on that indiegogo campaign is $10,000.

 

[Kermit]

... So, whose job is it to put the flag up there?

"Da, you must put the flag up, so that I can mock puny American Cena!"

I don't know, but I bet he is Russian.

 

[BaconBits]

Blacker than Mark Henry

You're better than that.

 

[J-Dogg]

These comments are great

 

[El Rev sXe]

Man, Cena vas vicious! I mean two clotheslines, one AA and an STF? Man Cena is a vicious motherfucker. Why are they making this about Cena and not about Rusev?

 

[BaconBits]

Sweet!

 

[MrHashasheen]

You're better than that.

But he's not blacker than that.

 

[BaconBits]

But he's not blacker than that.

Be racist. I don't give a fuck.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

BB, I would like to thank you for being a part of the greatest joke ive ever told on this site.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Be racist. I don't give a fuck.

You have lawn gnomes with big tits, of course you don't give a fuck.