The Standoff

[Kanye South]

I have considered adding Jane vs. THe Cricket to my CKD Show.

 

[CH David]

I have considered adding Jane vs. THe Cricket to my CKD Show.

It would be like Rock vs. Hogan, only you know, not as extraordinary.

 

[Jane]

If you were here you'd find it that extraordinary.

 

[CH David]

I vacuumed a big ass spider-like cricket or something not too long ago. Left it in the vacuum. True story.

 

[Dexter]

I vacuumed a big ass spider-like cricket or something not too long ago. Left it in the vacuum. True story.

I did the same thing, but with an actual spider and a Dustbuster.

 

[Kanye South]

I did the same thing too! Except with your mom's twat and my dick.

 

[Jane]

A vaccuum! Why didn't I think of that?

 

[Kanye South]

 

[CH David]

I did the same thing too! Except with your mom's twat and my dick.

So your dick substituted for a vacuum, and you cleaned out my mom's vagina? You came all the way to Illinois to do that? God you have too much time on your hands JKO, and you should get checked if you are sucking things out of vagina's with your dick.

A vaccuum! Why didn't I think of that?

Seems like logically you should have done that. . But this was more entertaining if that helps.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Jane is vastly superior to JKO.

In every single way.

 

[Mr. TM]

I use Raid

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Yes a vacum or JKO's mouth would have worked, however we would not have this hillarious story to keep us entertained... though perhaps if it was JKO's mouth, it might of been entertaining...

 

[Jane]

Jane is vastly superior to JKO.

In every single way.

Thank you.

 

[Mr. TM]

This gets my vote for bar room thread of the year.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Aren't crickets harmless?

 

[Jane]

Aren't crickets harmless?

That's what we're raised to believe... but if you saw this thing... it was planning something.