The "Sam's Failed Threads" Collection, Vol. 1

[Uncle Sam]

TNA is more about skill than charisma? That would be to suggest that WWE wrestlers don't have skill. Obviously untrue. Joe can be menacing... Well, he could before he was Nash's bitch. What more do you want?

 

[Rokitka]

Shit, where did I say WWE guys have no skill? I can't find it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Shit, I guess you can't imply things. Nope, impossible. Sarcasm will get you nowhere.

 

[Milkyway!]

i dont like this joe we see today.....=\\ i miss the joe that beat up on curry man (aka christopher danials, spelling?) menacing, and unpredictable ^_^ is that the joe this fan club is for? or is it this new nash's beach joe, lol....o.o if its a, im in if its b, no thanks please.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's for a world without Kevin Nash.

 

[Milkyway!]

then may i join uncle sam?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Go nuts.

 

[Rokitka]

Shit, I guess you can't imply things. Nope, impossible. Sarcasm will get you nowhere.

You can imply all you want, does not mean your implications are correct. And in this case, they weren't.

 

[kb noise]

I'm in, just because people blame Samoa Joe whenever TNA's ratings drop.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You can imply all you want, does not mean your implications are correct. And in this case, they weren't.

At least you acted like you were personally insulted by a point that didn't even matter.

 

[Rokitka]

Nah I'm not insulted at all, just wanted to make it clear that I wasn't saying the WWE guys have no skill.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cool. And now let's get back to the Nash-bashing.

 

[Mr. TM]

Nash smells like cabbage.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Santino > Samoa Joe

Santino Fan-a-Club > Samoa Joe Fan Club

Members of Santino Fan-a-Club > Members of Samoa Joe Fan Club

 

[Mr. TM]

Santino > Samoa Joe

Santino Fan-a-Club > Samoa Joe Fan Club

Members of Santino Fan-a-Club > Members of Samoa Joe Fan Club

X2

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm a founding member of the SFAC. These facts are known to me. One day, I'll make a proper fanclub. One day.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I'm a founding member of the SFAC. These facts are known to me. One day, I'll make a proper fanclub. One day.

I know you are. Which is why this Samoa Joe blaspheming is so foreign to me. Have you not read the commandments?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm a founding member of the SFAC. These facts are known to me. One day, I'll make a proper fanclub. One day.

I think a KAFC is necessary Sam. would be an utterly elite thing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think a KAFC is necessary Sam. would be an utterly elite thing.

Jake once told me Kurt Angle doesn't need a fan club. I believed him. As for you, IC25, I created my own branch of Santinoism. The commandments are considered unreasonable as, through no fault of his own, Santino just isn't used to not being able to attain perfection and so expects the same from everybody. It's just not possible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Actually, Santino is a mere demi-God in comparison to Angle. I should make that fan club. Should I?

 

[Uncle Sam]

That wasn't rhetorical.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That a yes?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Straight up didnt even see this. you move too fast for me sam.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK


yes you should make one. Its nearly sinfull we dont have one already

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Jake once told me Kurt Angle doesn't need a fan club. I believed him. As for you, IC25, I created my own branch of Santinoism. The commandments are considered unreasonable as, through no fault of his own, Santino just isn't used to not being able to attain perfection and so expects the same from everybody. It's just not possible.

I may bump this thread EVERY WEEK so everyone can experience the futility and failure that are the threads of Mr. Sam.