The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[JGlass]

But he can do the main event, tag team, midcard, or cruiserweight division to perfection. And let's face it, it's not like there's ever a shortage of decent heels for faces to feud with. On the contrary, there's often times a lack of decent faces for heels to feud with.

 

[The Crock]

The image of Mysterio playing a bad-ass heel just cracks me up.

Mysterio's great, but he's not a top 10 OVERALL superstar.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Rey could be a latino ghetto warrior. After all, he did have a rap single.

 

[Coco]

Mysterio's great, but he's not a top 10 OVERALL superstar.

I rank him higher than Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, and Bret Hart.

Take that, conventional wisdom!

 

[The Crock]

Really? Huh.

I rank Edge higher than Mysterio, just thought I'd throw that out there.

 

[JGlass]

I rank him higher than Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, and Bret Hart.

Take that, conventional wisdom!

Why shouldn't he be? I mean, Shawn Michaels is really the only one I'd consider even close to being as exciting as Rey, and none of those three guys were exactly huge standalone draws like Hogan or Stone Cold were.

 

[Coco]

Really? Huh.

I rank Edge higher than Mysterio, just thought I'd throw that out there.

Ha. You're streets behind.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Let's just go ahead and ignore this post alright?

 

[JGlass]

Milenko, it's possible that you've gotten even MORE pathetic since leaving prison. Not only do you continue to post in a thread whose namesake and creator does nothing but ridicule you, but you make completely pointless posts in the thread that basically invites the namesake and creator to ridicule you, with open arms nonetheless.

Seriously man, get some fucking self-respect or something.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

There was a point to that post but if I had left what was there I would also have been made fun of and called an idiot by everyone who read it.

 

[JGlass]

You know you can delete your own posts, right?

 

[The Crock]

I didn't forget, Milenko.

Jiggles, I don't constantly ridicule him, I like Milenko... But it's too easy.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

What did Milenko's post originally say? I promise that I will play nice.

 

[The Crock]

He was oogling your sig.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Why would he think that he would get made fun of for that? Everybody is doing it.

 

[The Crock]

No idea, man. He clearly thinks differently.

 

[Sully]

Death from above, if possible.

And Sully, that's a wrong opinion. I love Mysterio, but he's NOT #9.

That's what I said, so I gave him everything I learned a few weeks ago about wrong opinions, but he is just so damn stubborn. Say's it's an opinion based fact, I gave up on it and ignored him.

 

[JGlass]

An opinion based fact? That's not even a thing.

 

[Sparky]

An opinion based fact? That's not even a thing.

That's an opinion based fact.

 

[JGlass]

No it's not. A fact is a fact due to an infallible logical proof, and therefore can't be based in opinion.

 

[The Crock]

Jiggles is right y'all.

Best thing to do when you get up in the morning: Eat and watch the Fresh Prince.

 

[The Crock]

I'm very disappointed with Jon Huntsman's decision making. He's actually a decent candidate for president, he did excellent as the governor here, he shouldn't be considering running as Bachmann's VP.

 

[JGlass]

Fresh Prince is on at like, the WORST possible time. 10 AM? I'm either sleeping or in class, ain't no time to be watching Fresh Prince!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'm disappointed too, I wish buttsex was looked upon as an equally respectable alternate form of penetration and given the respect it deserves amongst major media outlets.

...and there's not such thing as a worst possible time when talking about TFP.

 

[The Crock]

I have The Fresh Prince of Bel Air on DVD. The complete series. Chyeah.