The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[JGlass]

How goes the WWE Universe my friend? I'm in the midst of Survivor Series. So far Team Thesz managed to clean sweep Team Rogers, Cody Rhodes won the Cruiserweight Title from Sin Cara, and The Empire defeated The Hart Foundation with Sheamus and Drew surviving.

 

[The Crock]

The Kliq turned on the new WWE Champion Shawn Michaels, setting up Triple H and Michaels at Survivor Series, with Waltman, Nash, and Hall facing HBK's alliance consisting of Cena, Mysterio, and Christian.

DiBiase won the IC Belt and he's putting it on the line against Cody Rhodes.

Edge is defending his World Title against Christian in a TLC Match, Christian's last opportunity at the belt.

 

[JGlass]

Christian has two matches? Damn son.

Ted DiBiase isn't even on one of my rosters. Hell, I don't even use him when I need a heel jobber for a squash match. You and your Sam Smithiness.

 

[The Crock]

Supposed to say Chris Jericho on the first, my bad.

Zack Ryder is facing Evan Bourbe for the US Title.

 

[JGlass]

I love being able to push Ryder lulz. He's even made it to my WrestleMania, where as of now I have him facing AJ. I plan ahead a lot more than the real WWE haha.

Dude, Kofi Kingston just countered out of the Angle Slam like, 10 times, and I'm not exaggerating. I finally got him, but damn son, Kofi is an elusive SOB.

 

[The Crock]

Rock's going to face Cena in mine, Stone Cold will face Punk. My inner mark will live.

 

[JGlass]

Rock's going to face Cena in mine, Stone Cold will face Punk. My inner mark will live.

I've got both those matches too haha, and Stone Cold vs. Punk is for the title.

Here's my (tentative) WrestleMania 28 card.

Stone Cold (c) vs. CM Punk
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Goldberg
Edge and Christian (c) vs. Degeneration X
The Rock vs. John Cena
Sting vs. The Undertaker
Jack Fury vs. Randy Savage
Lou Thesz vs. Kurt Angle
Miz (c) vs. Mick Foley
Rey Mysterio vs. Daniel Bryan
Zack Ryder (c) vs. AJ Styles
Hulk Hogan vs. Bret Hart

 

[The Crock]

That's awesome.

My CAW F-5'd Show through a table, game didn't count it, so I Macho Man elbowed him. It was epic, considering my attire is a Macho Man tribute.

 

[JGlass]

Say whaaaaat? Is your CAW teaming up with Savage? I call gimmick infringement.

 

[The Crock]

No, my CAW does the Macho Man Elbow and has some Macho attire.

 

[The Crock]

I'm really enjoying the Chargers putting a beatdown on the Cowboys.

Anybody else watching?

 

[Sparky]

Nope. but enough about me, how are you?

 

[The Crock]

Sparky!

 

[Sparky]

Where?! Oh, Hi...

 

[Hyorinmaru]

oh look the man who got me into the Hilltop Hoods

 

[Sparky]

Oh look the guy that I got interested in hilltop hoods...? Is it just me or is that post filled with anger and hatred?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

just you

I like them. One of the few Hip Hop/Rap groups I actually do like

 

[Sparky]

Oh ok, Gotcha.... still at wallmart?







...Where did Crock get too?






... Hey SSC.

 

[The Crock]

Sparky, is it me, or is Milenko's rep power changing?!

 

[Sparky]

It has changed since the last time I saw a post of his.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Oh ok, Gotcha.... still at wallmart?

Unfortunately

Sparky, is it me, or is Milenko's rep power changing?!

Shut it bitch

 

[The Crock]

What's that Milenko? You want me to use a picture of you as a sig?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

B-I-T-C-H

 

[The Crock]

B-I-T-C-H

Which one should I use?

Or maybe I should quote your "mod" thread in my sig?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

you won't do it