The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

It all happened so fast. I still remember when I thought J-Dogg was a good poster.

*sob*

 

[DirtyJosé]

Oh wow. J-Dogg....wow.

Still, he's gotten better. Or at least he doesn't suck so much now that he talks less about women things. Hope he's doing well, or something.

I still remember when I didn't realize who or what mods were until I was knee deep in flaming with TDigs.

 

[JGlass]

Oh wow. J-Dogg....wow.

Still, he's gotten better. Or at least he doesn't suck so much now that he talks less about women things. Hope he's doing well, or something.

I still remember when I didn't realize who or what mods were until I was knee deep in flaming with TDigs.

He doesn't even post here anymore, so I'd say he made a HUGE improvement.

Just kidding, J-Dogg.

 

[The Crock]

I remember being so careful when posting, I didn't want to piss anybody off. Then I stopped caring.

 

[The Crock]

I find myself agreeing with Coco a lot lately, quickly becoming one of my favorite posters.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I just made the rookie mistake of taking a red rep exchange to the realm of PM. I still stand by my initial reaction to the situation however. I remember Doc being sad because he was one of the first to sing my praises. I also remember this from tdigle:

I will never ever forget how much of a shit stain you are on this forum

 

[Theo Mays]

Crocky I remember you asking for a request well I posted an open request in the DAG section and I'd love to see what you produce big guy.

Other than that, how'd today treat ya?

 

[The Crock]

I'll get on it, Theo.

So, as you know, I'm QB Coach. Well, QB got hurt, so I stepped in for practice. I still got it.

 

[Theo Mays]

That's pretty cool. Hopefully your QB is a-ok. I really wish I wouldn't have given up football. Just didn't think it was in me in middle school, plus the coach overworked the players (he was fired 2 years after I left middle school for being too rough on the kids). I would have loved to scuffle it up in the trenches. Oh well, I'll stick to backyard football of throwing TD and running fools over.

 

[The Crock]

It took a few plays for me to get the timing down, but after that... shit, it was like I had never stopped. It felt AWESOME, I really miss playing.

 

[The Crock]

Looks like Miami is in some deep shit with these allegations.

 

[The Crock]

My new favorite gif.

 

[Theo Mays]

Is he saying "Popeye's Spinach" in that gif?

 

[The Crock]

I have no idea, but it's amazing.

You heard Eli Manning's comments, correct?

 

[The Holy One]

Eli's on that good stuff (types and sees SSC lurking in the thread).

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Eli Manning is the essence of the word ******.

He's barely a top 15 QB, he's drowning in his own Manning kool-aid.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Fill in for the Mexican?

 

[The Crock]

I honestly don't know what the fuck he was thinking. Tom Brady is in a whole other class. Eli's decent, he's had a lot of success as a starter, but Brady is a LEGEND.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Eli Manning career passer rating of 80.2 is lower than last years league average of 82. That's called below average.

It's not even worth comparing the statistics, he get's blown away in every fucking category.

 

[JGlass]

Okay, they keep saying the death penalty if these allegations are true... they're talking terminating the football program, right? Not somebody's life I hope.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

No, not terminate the program, but they will fuck the program right up it's pink hairy asshole.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah, ESPN just explained it, thank fuck. I don't really care about college football, but this bit peaks my interest. They kept using the term and I had no fucking idea what it meant, and they didn't explain it until just now.

 

[The Crock]

It will basically kill the program though. It's somewhat sad, seeing as "The U" was once this "untouchable" dynasty.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Is he saying "Popeye's Spinach" in that gif?

I was wondering the same fucking thing

 

[Goliath Uterus]

It will basically kill the program though. It's somewhat sad, seeing as "The U" was once this "untouchable" dynasty.

Yep, I've always like Miami but lately they've just been on a downward spiral. Hopefully once all this shit is resolved (which won't be for a good while) they can get back to playing football. I think they will someday be a respectable program once again.