The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

I don't go in (or out) the front door, I chill in my basement, I don't see them enough to get that.

 

[The Crock]

Just red repped xoxo French Kiss xoxo with this:

I'm proud of myself.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'm assuming you know that she's a she.

 

[The Crock]

Meh. It red reps me all the time, might as well return the favor.

 

[The Crock]

Does anybody want a sig? I'm kind of bored and want to practice a bit.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

yea make me a boss ass Tim Tebow sig with the words "I Know Jesus" somewhere on it.

 

[The Crock]

Coming up.

EDIT: This render work?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

My sig is greater than your sig.

 

[The Crock]

It truly is. I wanted to make a Nash sig later, actually.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I was looking for something a bit cheesier....

this should do it

 

[The Crock]

I was looking for something a bit cheesier....

this should do it

I already finished the first, but I'll remake it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

It truly is. I wanted to make a Nash sig later, actually.

Look at the look of sheer powah on Big Kev's face.

 

[The Crock]

R-Truth has a theme? Noooooooooo!

And that JoMo promo blew.

 

[The Holy One]

Well they made the right choice with the FCA match, b/c that is Morrison's match.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LOL. JoMo thinking he should talk. Truth's new theme is...okay. Like the new opening bit.

 

[The Crock]

So apparently Del Rio REALLY isn't behind Nash. It's Vince, Steph, or Trips. Gotta be.

Loving Troof's intensity.

 

[The Holy One]

I'm thinking Steph and Vince are the masterminds. Holy shit that Suplex/Knee combo!

 

[The Crock]

Cool spot by JoMo and Truth. Something you can always expect from Morrison when he's put in a favorable match type, though.

 

[The Holy One]

Uncontrollable laughter just now from that Smackdown promo when Orton rose from behind the steel steps

 

[The Crock]

I'm watching it online (on Sky Sport), cable in my house is flipping a bitch. Second time this has happened in my neighborhood in a few months, someone's fucking with it.

EDIT: So I think my commercials are running different, since it's a European channel.

 

[The Holy One]

Damn those cable stealers and Jared didn't have a sub in his hand when he came to my town.

 

[The Crock]

Cheap plug haha.

 

[The Crock]

Big Sexy!

 

[The Holy One]

Big Sexy is in da house!

 

[The Crock]

Nash better not disappoint.