The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

Flair's the man, haha.

Yeah, I'll be gone for a month! I might be able to post, might not.

 

[Theo Mays]

A month without Crocky . I guess JGlass and Phatso will have to keep me entertained.

 

[The Crock]

Y'all better miss me. I don't know though, I might get Wi-Fi, that way I can post off my phone.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Italy, France, all over Europe.

Like the new avatar, man!

Why the hell would you go to France?

 

[The Crock]

My parents are taking a large chunk of my family, free vacations are nice.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Not if they are in France. Did they give you a reasoning that they chose there over somewhere decent?

 

[The Crock]

Saw an old man lifting at the gym earlier. I mean OLD. Dude was still benching at least 175.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

If you heard an echoing "Wooooooooo!" emenating from where the bench was set, you need to look no further than your avatar to know who that man was.

And before anyone says he can't lift 175, remember - he's GAWD!

 

[The Crock]

Wasn't enough blood to be Flair. He probably just blades whenever now.

- Taking a shit. *blades*

- Doing taxes. *blades*

- Mowing the lawn. *blades*

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Getting dressed. *blades*

 

[The Crock]

Woo!

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Why the hell would you go to France?

Why wouldn't you? There's bitches for days in France.

 

[The Crock]

Some don't shave their legs (and by extension their vagina), not a big fan of fur rugs.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

David Attenborough: "The wild Flair awakes from his nap, to find himself covered in his own blood, and a sharp blade next to him..."

 

[The Crock]

Just realized this: Flair probably doesn't snore, instead he lets out a gentle "WOO!" every once in a while.

 

[nightmare]

I often wonder... While shaving, does Flair go into a bloody trance & fling himself around the bathroom screaming "WOOOOOOOO!" ?


I'm still convinced, one day, he wont get up when he flops around dropping the elbow on his jacket. Aneurysm..... Pop!

 

[The Crock]

Flair has his ladies shave him, he has no control over that particular blade.

 

[The Crock]

A wild Crock has appeared.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Have you even been gone for a full day yet?

 

[The Crock]

A few days, had a chance to jump back on.

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

How was the trip over homeboy?

 

[The Crock]

Turrible. haha

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Damn, that sucks. Just because of how long it was, or was there other shit that fucked it up for ya?

Edit: or was that just a chance to sound like Charles Barkley?

 

[FSWWE]

A wild Crock has appeared.

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[FunKay the Inevitable]

Where are you then Crockodile (knowing that he probably won't see this for a few days give or take).