The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

No, probably because he sucked dick. His promos were literally all the same thing.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Ah, good times.

 

[The Crock]

"I'm The Disturbed. I'm coming for the World Title."

Follow that up with 20 lines of filler and horrible spelling, it's a recipe for success really.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Remember when Bill Lesnar was coming for Vengeance...despite the fact that Vengeance had been retired by that point?

 

[a0161613]

The champ knows what he is on about.

Oh Bill Lesnar, what a knob he was.

 

[The Crock]

Lesnar was actually funny, though. Remember The Encore, better known as Wilting Dick?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I don't. When was that?

 

[The Crock]

Playing Madden, God I've missed this game.

 

[JGlass]

I get over Madden so quickly, but that happens to me with most sports games.

 

[The Crock]

I'm trying to make the Browns a decent franchise. So far, I've stockpiled 4 first round picks and gotten a few good players.

 

[Sparky]

Should of went with the [oficial] crock of shit thread...


SO what have I missed?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Lot's of e-fed talk.

 

[Sparky]

Oh goody. nothing else? No Crock vs Doc round 23948201?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

No we're saving that for SummerSlam. It's main eventing y'know.

 

[JGlass]

I'm trying to make the Browns a decent franchise. So far, I've stockpiled 4 first round picks and gotten a few good players.

That's the only thing I enjoyed doing. I used to do it with the Cardinals, and then they actually got good. Then I couldn't pick a franchise that needed my help that desperately that I cared about one way or another, so I would just play as the Jets and make them win every year with ridiculous rosters and shit.

 

[The Crock]

That's not exactly true, FunKay. We had that epic word fort battle a few weeks back where we each posted one mega rant. Aside from that, we're waiting for SS.

Jiggles, I used to do that with my Packers. I'd turn the salary cap off and go wild.

 

[JGlass]

Turning the salary cap off is for *****es. Real men trade overpaid players for draft picks and make shrewd business decisions.

 

[The Crock]

True that. I have an epic team at the moment. The Browns just won the freaking Super Bowl.

 

[Theo Mays]

My buddy told me I was talking to him in my sleep the other night and I told him the Browns won the Super Bowl and I was really proud of them. Clearly I was predicting your franchises results.

 

[The Crock]

Clearly. My run game and my d-line carried us.

 

[Theo Mays]

Whats new Crocky poo? We havent talked in like forever.

 

[The Crock]

Honestly, buddy, it has been way too long.

Not much is goin' on. Last minute prep for my vacation. How 'bout you?

 

[Theo Mays]

Things have been good Crocky. Had a great weekend. Bachelor party and my friends wedding. Best weekend it ages man. Now Im working on getting my a lady. Too lazy to type the details back out, its in JGlass' thread.

EDIT: Where ya going on vaca?

 

[The Crock]

Italy, France, all over Europe.

Like the new avatar, man!

 

[Theo Mays]

Right back atcha. It is the only one I said Id pick when I looked through all the selections.

That sounds awesome. Im sure youll have a blast big guy.