The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

I couldn't do a gallon a day. I mean, I could, but that's ******ed.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Hey look, Crock has an [official] thread.

>Made it himself

 

[The Crock]

Hey look, Crock has an [official] thread.

>Made it himself

Fuck yourself.

 

[a0161613]

I can get behind this thread.

 

[The Crock]

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I couldn't do a gallon a day. I mean, I could, but that's ******ed.

There's this huge ass dude at my school who drinks a gallon a day, dude's like 6'4 and at least 250 and is my age.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

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[The Crock]

There's this huge ass dude at my school who drinks a gallon a day, dude's like 6'4 and at least 250 and is my age.

I can see why he's so huge. Holy hell.

 

[Dave]

This isn't where I parked my car.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Hey look, Crock has an [official] thread.

>Made it himself

So did I. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 

[The Crock]

So did I. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 

[Dave]

Doesn't make a difference who made it, if you ask me.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Cocaine is hilarious

 

[The Doctor]

>not putting your self-made Official Thread in the fridge

 

[Nate DaMac]

What's with this green text shit? It's always the same 4 guys who do it and I never get it.

 

[The Crock]

What's with this green text shit? It's always the same 4 guys who do it and I never get it.

No idea.

 

[JGlass]

It's pretty

 

[The Crock]

It's pretty

So's your mom.

 

[JGlass]

Again with my mom?

 

[The Crock]

Again with my mom?

 

[JGlass]

Thank fuck she's not my mom. I'd have to resist the urge to kill myself every day. I also would then find my mom fairly attractive, which is just as, if not worse.

 

[The Crock]

Fuckin' creep.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How many official threads have you made yourself now? I remember there was the won you made with SSC's name attached too, and I think there was one or two more.

Also why am I asking? I am really not that interested.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Thank fuck she's not my mom. I'd have to resist the urge to kill myself every day. I also would then find my mom fairly attractive, which is just as, if not worse.

Your mother is much more attractive than that. She also has a fantastic personality. I hope you tell her how much you appreciate all that she does.

 

[The Crock]

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