The mindless time wasting thread

[The Doctor]

jWo!

 

[Jane]

jWo!

4 lyfe.

 

[Minor League Brian]

I JUST FOUND AN OLD MAN AND I HAD PEDOBEAR DANCING! IT WAS GREAT!

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I got someone sitting there stroking their beard. Interesting.

 

[Blizz]

Its all about luck. After about 20 times of disconnecting and reconnecting I came across a sorority. A muther fucking sorority with 4 college chicks who were preety damn hot.

 

[Via Armbar]

I was fap attacked twice and got a decent asian chick. It's mildy entertaining. But i always see the cup half full.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I got someone sitting there stroking their beard. Interesting.

I say this in 100% seriousness. It could have been me.

I honestly turned my camera on, for about 10-15 minutes and just went on a "next" spree, and whenever it'd stop - I'd say "My beard is amazing". Normally they'd d/c me, except one group of two guys tried claiming I was gay.

Oddly enough, they had a huge obsession with anything gay-related.

But yes, seriously.. the beard stroking guy could have honestly been me.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Well that's cool. I accidentally disconnected because I kept getting lame people. Then I disconnected and got sad because I wanted to talk to beardman/possible you.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

As soon as their camera activates I always go "David!?!" (or Sarah?!?) if they are young.

If they are older, they get DAD?!!? or MOM!!?!

Always enjoyable. Try it.

And let me know if I ever David you.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Nothing but win, baby.

I'm currently searching for better though. I want a bigger conversation, dammit.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

How do you print screen or post the pic here?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

When you're on the page, you hit the "Prnt Scrn" (Print Screen) button. It saves the page as-is. You then 'paste' that into something. (I used Paint) Save it, put it in a photobucket or some type of photo account, then post.

Like this..

And on that note.. I doubt I could find anything better tonight.

 

[pyrusane]

That is freaking awesome Will.


Although...he looks more like Gilby Clarke...

 

[Leafy]

My internet is too slow for Chatroulette but Omegle is fun as fuck.

 

[Leafy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Do you like Bears?
Stranger: Brown Bears are best
You: with hats
You: When they dance
You: on unicycles
You: SOVIET RUSSIA WILL LIVE
Stranger: I like it when they juggle
You: well now your asking too much
Stranger: damn really?
Stranger: my bad
You: they don't have thumbs
You: how do they hold the balls
Stranger: they bounce em up in the car
You: what kind of car?
You: you've been bamboozled
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[pyrusane]

 

[The Doctor]

Im going to post amusing Omegle conversations now.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Awaiting Response...
Stranger: hi
You: This is Captain Vladimir of the First Platoon.
You: Hi.
You: Is this...Earth?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: shut your asshole
You: It's not open.
You: Sorry~~
You: God mate, have a little fun with life.
Stranger: then open it
You: Go play No More Heroes 2. It's excellent.
You: Open it so I can shut it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Барбоса]

YahooFail and Lamebook simultaneously make me smile and fear for the future of mankind

 

[The Doctor]

i'm having a really deep discussion about religion with an agnostic. It's quite fun.

 

[Leafy]

This is by far one of the funnest sites on the internet. The tag line is "Talk to Strangers!"

 

[Leafy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AGE SEX?
You: You sound fun
You: 42, a bit of both
You: is that your type?
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: lesbian!
You: yep. That's what I meant
You: a bit of both means lesbian
Stranger: u r lesbian???
You: yep
Stranger: EWWW

 

[The Doctor]

No comment on your age?

I just had an awesome conversation with a guy named Leo. Basically he asked i I was religious and tried to test me by saying things about Jesus. I responded in my laid-back liberal way and we got to talking about how ridiculous fundamentalists are and how most Christians are doing it wrong.

I think it might have made my day.

 

[The Doctor]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im a guy looking for a sexy girl to cam with
You: Too bad mate, I'm neither sexy nor a girl.
You: OK, maybe I'm sexy.
You: I wouldn't know.
You: Haha.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20/male/French/ i'm looking for horny girls !!
You: Lullllllllz
You: Too bad mate.
You: I'm male.
You: I can go get a sex change op if you'd like.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f/m
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Leafy]

I just had one where he asked if I wanted to teach high school.

This is sorta how it went
Him: "You job as teacher"
Me: "Like Matt Striker"
Him: "Uhh, no like high school"
Me: "What?"

 

[The Doctor]

Stranger: hiii how are you
You: I'm doing quite all right. You?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you male ?
You: Yeah. Are you going to be the fifth person that disconnects after I tell them that?
You: Haha.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.