Turd Ferguson
DA-DA Da Da Da Bah Da Da DADADA
The talentless group of hacks and drug addicts known as the Omega Crew are currently missing one person from their group. The crew of fuckups is missing the one that fucks up the least, Matt Hardy, to leave the WWE and join them so they can all get back to doing drugs together as a cohesive unit.
Last night, Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, and Shane Helms were at the UFC Fight Night 21 event. When they were shown on camera, the reaction they got was what the sound of indifference would sound like, as Jeff did his best to make all professional wrestlers look like white trash morons.
They then sent a couple of tweets:
First off, "THE DEMONS"? It sounds like a terrible clique name a bunch of fourth graders would come up with (although, let's be fair, they all have the mental capacity of fourth graders).
Second, Vince is not going to let Matt Hardy go. Sure, he is a fuckup and a terrible worker who hasn't had a good match in years. Yes, he's let himself be a liability to the company in the past. Fact of the matter is that Vince realizes that the Hardys are quite popular. He also realizes that the Hardys, when they team together, are a major draw. Why would he give the competition an opportunity to book shows around them, as well as make some nice money off of merchandise sales?
What Vince cares about is the bottom line. And I'm sure he doesn't mind paying Matt to job to Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, and CM Punk, if the opposite is to let TNA acquire him and let them team up in TNA. Matt, believe it or not, has value to the WWE in his current role as enhancement talent. He's won a bunch of titles in the past. Any young wrestler who beats him has instant credibility. You let him get the odd win every now and then so he's still perceived as a threat, but other than that, they have no reason to really let him go. It's not like there's any news coming out about him being unhappy. Why would Matt want to jump to TNA when he's making more money and for the most part, has job security? He hangs out with those weirdos all the time to begin with anyway.
Last night, Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, and Shane Helms were at the UFC Fight Night 21 event. When they were shown on camera, the reaction they got was what the sound of indifference would sound like, as Jeff did his best to make all professional wrestlers look like white trash morons.
They then sent a couple of tweets:
Shannon wrote: "@MATTHARDBRAND time to jump ship brudda. Ship has set sail. Tell Ace you quit and be a Heavens Demon!!!"
Jeff then wrote the following: "Maybe my brother can join tha demons next time if he gets his shit together."
First off, "THE DEMONS"? It sounds like a terrible clique name a bunch of fourth graders would come up with (although, let's be fair, they all have the mental capacity of fourth graders).
Second, Vince is not going to let Matt Hardy go. Sure, he is a fuckup and a terrible worker who hasn't had a good match in years. Yes, he's let himself be a liability to the company in the past. Fact of the matter is that Vince realizes that the Hardys are quite popular. He also realizes that the Hardys, when they team together, are a major draw. Why would he give the competition an opportunity to book shows around them, as well as make some nice money off of merchandise sales?
What Vince cares about is the bottom line. And I'm sure he doesn't mind paying Matt to job to Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, and CM Punk, if the opposite is to let TNA acquire him and let them team up in TNA. Matt, believe it or not, has value to the WWE in his current role as enhancement talent. He's won a bunch of titles in the past. Any young wrestler who beats him has instant credibility. You let him get the odd win every now and then so he's still perceived as a threat, but other than that, they have no reason to really let him go. It's not like there's any news coming out about him being unhappy. Why would Matt want to jump to TNA when he's making more money and for the most part, has job security? He hangs out with those weirdos all the time to begin with anyway.