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1.) I think we've spotted Matt Hardy's account with that HeartacheTonight guy.
2.) Exactly how would Matt Hardy's career improve in TNA? They'd want to cash in on the name value of the Hardy Boys, and they'd much prefer putting him in a tag team with Jeff to take on the likes of Beer Money and a well past their prime Team 3D. Hell, they'd probably do a long running feud with Team 3D. As this happens, Matt won't be able to work for three months in the first place, which would give him more time to do stupid shit, such as doing a lot of drugs with Jeff, Shannon, and Shane, as well as trying out what Morgan Spurlock did in Super Size Me. Let's face it, he would do something like that. If he hypothetically jumped to TNA, he'd be making significantly less money than he did working with the WWE. And because he's not exciting and hasn't been in a long time, he'd be basically contending for the TNA Championship if he's lucky and coming nowhere close to winning.
Matt would be in the exact same position in TNA that he's in now, and making less money. There's no real advantage for him here.
Edit: Besides, I'm sure Matt would want to be seen by millions, with Raw and Smackdown doing solid ratings, and Impact doing a .6 rating (rounded up from .56!).
2.) Exactly how would Matt Hardy's career improve in TNA? They'd want to cash in on the name value of the Hardy Boys, and they'd much prefer putting him in a tag team with Jeff to take on the likes of Beer Money and a well past their prime Team 3D. Hell, they'd probably do a long running feud with Team 3D. As this happens, Matt won't be able to work for three months in the first place, which would give him more time to do stupid shit, such as doing a lot of drugs with Jeff, Shannon, and Shane, as well as trying out what Morgan Spurlock did in Super Size Me. Let's face it, he would do something like that. If he hypothetically jumped to TNA, he'd be making significantly less money than he did working with the WWE. And because he's not exciting and hasn't been in a long time, he'd be basically contending for the TNA Championship if he's lucky and coming nowhere close to winning.
Matt would be in the exact same position in TNA that he's in now, and making less money. There's no real advantage for him here.
Edit: Besides, I'm sure Matt would want to be seen by millions, with Raw and Smackdown doing solid ratings, and Impact doing a .6 rating (rounded up from .56!).