The Israeli/Palestine war

[George Steele's Barber]

Parody history? Hmmm... not sure I could do that.

Although Alexandros Megas vs Caius Iulivs Caesar for the title could be epic.

Would it entice you if I threw in a Game of Thrones-like Hand Broach/Pin that you could wear backstage to display your power?

 

[Барбоса]

Would it entice you if I threw in a Game of Thrones-like Hand Broach/Pin that you could wear backstage to display your power?

Would it surprise you if I said that I already have one of those?

 

[A11oftheLights]

It's the internet.. FTS was a former member/mod who got banned for being racially incentive. Even in the bar room.

You cant be racist to jews, for they arent a race but a religion we've been over this i'm sure

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I fucking knew this thread would be like this. Can we not discuss something more clear-cut like jelly beans?

 

[Blade]

If only FTS were around...

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Would it surprise you if I said that I already have one of those?

Excellent. I'll tell my daughter she can use her Playdoh for whatever she wants. You just saved me $0.39. This is good. As you can imagine my promotion is low on funds. Fortunately as history has taught us, no one comes out alive. Therefore I'm saving a ton on health care and medical care by having none and rumor has it some current TNA wrestlers may soon be willing to work for waffles and bus fare.

We're in bizness. Two requests:

1. No snooping around my children's lineage or my wife's "relationships" with her male blood relatives. That won't work out well for anyone.

2. Don't spoil any Game of Thrones for me. I'm only on Season 3 Episode 3.

 

[Барбоса]

Book This! with historical figures is starting to sound a bit more interesting. Maybe we could find Bill and Ted's phone box or Doc Brown's Delorean and have the actually contests.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Book This! with historical figures is starting to sound a bit more interesting. Maybe we could find Bill and Ted's phone box or Doc Brown's Delorean and have the actually contests.

I was actually thinking you could incorporate historical characters in to WZCW.

 

[Dirk]

At this rate, my Afrikaner-claim for Palestine will be getting traction.

We'll be separating Jews from Muslims within a month, I tell ya!

 

[A11oftheLights]

I'd like to congratulate everyone on helping this thread reach 100 posts.

For our british empire members, of both past and former. *raises bat*

 

[Cereal Killer]

You cant be racist to jews, for they arent a race but a religion we've been over this i'm sure

I'm pretty sure racism counts as discrimination towards different races AND religions.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

5,000 years of history means the Jews were there first. Sorry but you're not gonna win that kind of debate with me. I've done my research bro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Gaza

someone tell me if that means Doug is wrong. I'm to tired to read all that right now

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The traditional belief is that Arabs were descendants of Esau (though not using that name).

Also if the historical area of Israel's so important why aren't they going for the other areas that was part of Israel during King David's reign?

Arabs are considered descendants of Ishmael, Abraham's first born son and father of Islam.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishmael_in_Islam

 

[Барбоса]

And to think, the Jewish tribes of Arabia were very close allies to Muhammad in the 620s.

hey, GSB, there is an historical heel turn!

 

[The Butcher]

Has anybody over there asked God about the best way to resolve this?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

And to think, the Jewish tribes of Arabia were very close allies to Muhammad in the 620s.

hey, GSB, there is an historical heel turn!

I'm thinking we use a Charlton Heston as Moses impersonator on the announce team.

"Why Jews? Why?!?!?"

I just don't know if it is appropriate for the announcer to go movie crossover and belt out an emotional "you damn dirty <<insert heel historical group here>>!!!!".

#totallyunderstandifsomedontgetthereferences

Regardless, the best part about this is that most people know so little history they can't accuse our product of being predictable or they will have to educate themselves to become real smarks. Maybe you can sell a few more books.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Has anybody over there asked God about the best way to resolve this?

Don't you read the bible? Gos hasn't been to the Middle East since he heard he had a bastard son living there.

From what I see on TV God is currently living in Texas.

 

[Барбоса]

I assume that Moses Heston would be the grizzled veteran of the announce team, grumbling about how people were so much tougher in his day, only to eventually be dragged out of retirement for a match with some young up and comer.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I assume that Moses Heston would be the grizzled veteran of the announce team, grumbling about how people were so much tougher in his day, only to eventually be dragged out of retirement for a match with some young up and comer.

Go do some research and find out if Moses ever had a scrap with Paul Revere. If not we are going to have either takeover Wikipedia or invest in you Bill and Ted idea.

 

[Dirk]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Gaza

someone tell me if that means Doug is wrong. I'm to tired to read all that right now

Someone tell me if Doug is a ginger...

 

[DirtyJosé]

Let the thread die, Dirk.

Let the thread die.

 

[nightmare]

Until Jesus shows up with a copy of his dad's will, then clearly there is only one way to solve this land dispute in a fair & decisive manner.


Rock, Papyrus, Scimitar.

 

[GI Cake]

Let the thread die, Dirk.

Let the thread die.

Kinda like how Doug let Jesus die?

 

[A11oftheLights]

Kinda like how Doug let Jesus die?

YES!YES!YES!YES!

 

[Dirk]

Let the thread die, Dirk.

Let the thread die.

I know for a fact you also want to know if our man Crashin completes the triple.