The Greatest Story Ever Told: By Lord Sidious/Dave

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Wow, this thread started off so well until we had fucking shitty anime talk and people being really stupid.

Yea about that..... It was an attempt to derail a fucking stupid attempt at a prank. Not that my opinion counts for anything here.

 

[ZeroVX]

To all those saying "this was so stupid it was clearly a work".

. <----- This is the joke, going over your heads.








. <-- This is you.

Any questions?

 

[JGlass]

We're still talking about this?

 

[Ty Burna]

Damn you Dave, and here I thought you were my friend, you were just trying to use me for your petty war.

Fuck you I'm neutral in this.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Either get on side, or quieten down you filthy maggots!

This fight is between myself, IC and D-man!

Please, I beat you once before without breaking a sweat. I'll do it again with my left hand.

 

[Ty Burna]

Please, I beat you once before without breaking a sweat. I'll do it again with my left hand.

That sounds like a personal achievement IC.

 

[Барбоса]

Rehashing an old gimmick

 

[a0161613]

I'm bored already.

 

[Dave]

Wow! Some people take themselves and this board way to seriously. Case in point:

This is so fucking stupid. Getting a blowjob from a crocodile would be a much more amusing experience than the one I've had reading this thread.

What did you fucking expect it to be. Stop being such a petty little bitch and stay the fuck away.

 

[Sully]

Maybe he really was Sidious....

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Dave]

Tell me about it.

 

[nightmare]

this is by far the best thing i have read in a while. & that includes the new dexter book & the zombie survival guide. (& no the lord isnt using mind contol to make me write this post.... i think....)

all hail the dark lord of the universe!!!!

 

[I Suck Ass]

I didn't know we had an Evan Bourne avatar like that.

 

[Dave]

Thanks to everyone who commented on this. It was a lot of fun for a while.

That being said, I have no affiliation with Sidious, for those who were still confused. Lee asked for my name to be changed to Sidious and I rolled with it. I created a story that I thought you guys might enjoy reading and I hope that you did. Other than that, I have no ties with the man.

I am Dave. I have never been Lord Sidious.

 

[I Suck Ass]

This was awesome, Dave.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Well played, Dave. 'Twas fun.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

T'was rather good fun Dave.

 

[Buffalo Dave]

Should've had yourself banned for the night after you left, would've brought bigger hype to it.

 

[Dave]

Should've had yourself banned for the night after you left, would've brought bigger hype to it.

It's funny you should say that actually. Doc and I were planning on banning each other to take it to the next level. We thought that would have been quite fun. That being said, I really enjoyed that some people really got on board with it and had some fun.

I was only trying to kill some time and it sounded like a fun thing to do.

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Dude your (Buffalo Dave) Christmas Vacation sig if fucking awesome! I'd rep you, but I gotta spread that shit first.

 

[Buffalo Dave]

Dude your (Buffalo Dave) Christmas Vacation sig if fucking awesome! I'd rep you, but I gotta spread that shit first.

Thanks!!

 

[J-Dogg]

Its humourous how all this turned out that Sid and Dave were the same person, this really needs an award this whole thing.

 

[I Suck Ass]

J-Dogg, do you fucking read? Dave said that he is NOT Sidious, and it was just a joke.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Dude your (Buffalo Dave) Christmas Vacation sig if fucking awesome! I'd rep you, but I gotta spread that shit first.

Someone ought to do something with Bill Murray from Scrooged, or that ghost of Xmas present, when he says "Bitch hit me with a toaster!!"