Greatest Things Ever Said On WZ

[CH David]

Found that shit.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=58892&highlight=pickle&page=6

 

[The Doctor]

I miss Dexter.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Epic.

 

[Shay]

not didn't use the quote button couldn't.

Check out the mobile skin and you'll see what I'm using.

My bad.

 

[CH David]

No one cares about you Sid

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1755627#post1755627

 

[CH David]

I miss talking to X.

Too much eber...TOO MUCH BEER! SO MUCH! DISGUSTING! MY FACE IS BEER!

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1183279#post1183279

 

[Goliath Uterus]

"Guys that sit here and act all tough and shit would probably wet themselves if they came face to face with me outside of here. They talk shit in the bar room and hide behind the laptop that mommy bought them." - D-Man

I'm 16, and I can honestly say that I would not be at all frightened if I met D-Man in real life. He doesn't actually think he looks scary, does he?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Oh, shit, I forgot about the time Milenko said he'd give justinsayne 250 dollars to post his picture on here (if he posted his pic, then Meilichia would have posted a naked pic). justinsayne told him to fuck off .

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Justin always tells me to fuck off.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Why don't you?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm collecting all of the funniest/greatest WZ posts ever in this here thread. Here's my first contribution:

Bill Lesnar on what he'd do to justinsayne's taste in clothing and music:


What else I'm looking for:

1) Will telling justinsayne to go and cry in his cock-shaped pillow (Bar Room, somewhere around the 2009 WZ Tournament).

2) Jenks giving Doc advice on his roommate and female problems (somewhere in The Cage).

3) Lariat telling everyone that he goes and jacks off to porn on his iPod during his work breaks (some Confession thread in the Cage).

4) D-Man telling Sidious about his black belt (GSD, thread about cliques).

5) GD and Murfish talking about buying a windowless, white van to go pick up kids in (don't remember when, but it's probably in the Bar Room archives).

6) justinsayne cussing out NorCal (Bar Room archives this happened on many occasions, but the incident I'm thinking of occurred around the time when NorCal created a thread saying he could read everyone's rep).

7) Will getting defensive about his McDonald's (some thread started by FOTH about how to piss off McDonald's employees).

8) Will's wife accusing all of us of jacking off to the tales Will shares about his sex life (I forgot where this was, but it was funny as shit).

9) justinsayne posting a picture of Miss Piggy as HBK-aholic's celebrity lookalike (forgot where this was too, but it was funny as shit).

Feel free to contribute.

FIXED

And how could you forget Shango's story of how he got his dick sucked by vacuum

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Could someone find that post? The Ms. Piggy one?

 

[justinsayne]

Oh, shit, I forgot about the time Milenko said he'd give justinsayne 250 dollars to post his picture on here (if he posted his pic, then Meilichia would have posted a naked pic). justinsayne told him to fuck off .

Hasn't everyone already seen her naked anyway?

Milenko, you should be thanking me, I save you from blowing $250 on what was surly a disappointment, now fuck off

 

[justinsayne]

Could someone find that post? The Ms. Piggy one?

I fairly sure I posted in several different random GSD threads that over a year old at the very least, finding it is gonna be a pain in the ass

 

[Ty Burna]

I think Shango's story topped them all.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Oh shit, I almost forgot. There was this one 15- or 16-year-old guy, don't even remember his name, but he came into some thread and said that he had the chance to have sex that night with someone but that there were still some obstacles. It was THE funniest thing ever posted on WZ...it left xfearbefore speechless, that's how good that shit was. I wish I could find that thread.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Oh shit, I almost forgot. There was this one 15- or 16-year-old guy, don't even remember his name, but he came into some thread and said that he had the chance to have sex that night with someone but that there were still some obstacles. It was THE funniest thing ever posted on WZ...it left xfearbefore speechless, that's how good that shit was. I wish I could that thread.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=84613

 

[Goliath Uterus]

 

[Igotafeeling]

******s Are Worthless.

duh.

Ya herd!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Ya herd!

Jenks?

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Jenks?

Beat me to it.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

More than likely....

 

[Igotafeeling]

Smooth sexual *** it ... tell everyone how I'm worse then a piece of dog shit again while your one of the few people that consistently green repped me.

 

[CH David]

Can't forget this gem that pissed Becca the fuck off. Same thread as that Castillo kid.

I mean, if you're out alone, at 330 in the morning then you're asking for a man to come and rape you. Stop pretending women don't put themselves in the position to have this shit happen to them.