Greatest Things Ever Said On WZ

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Smooth sexual *** it ... tell everyone how I'm worse then a piece of dog shit again while your one of the few people that consistently green repped me.

I green repped you because you where fucking funny, I banned you because you're fucking ******ed.

 

[The Crock]

Rarely comes a time where I read something and just plain don't have a word to say. Not even somethng stupid.... Well, that Castillo kid just left me at a loss.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

That Castillo dude's post is even funnier when you look at the rest of that thread, everyone else is having a serious ass discussion about rape and this kid just busts out an absolute gem.

 

[The Crock]

I straight up just stared at the screen for a few minutes.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Pretty funny. The reaction was the best part.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

That Castillo dude's post is even funnier when you look at the rest of that thread, everyone else is having a serious ass discussion about rape and this kid just busts out an absolute gem.

This is exactly what made it so fucking funny.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

When X said that I pictured Kyle's mother from South Park.

 

[CH David]

This isn't that funny, but I don't remember even saying this.

Penis meet hand and eyes gaze upon porn. Go enjoy it, learn how it feels to touch yourself, you will be doing that more often than someone else doing it for you.

 

[Ty Burna]

God damn, going through all these threads is bringing up threads I don't remember starting.

 

[justinsayne]

I tried going through the archives last night, it's almost impossible to find anything in there

 

[Ty Burna]

This thread was pretty damn funny:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=39151

Post 80 was the post I've gotten the most rep for since joining WZ.

 

[justinsayne]

FUCK YES!!! Finally found the Shango's story

OK, kids, you're about to hear a story only three other people know about. One is the girl I was with, and the other two are my two best friends that I tell everything.

Me and this girl were drunk and fooling around while my roommate was out. We were fucking hammered, I seriously can only think of one other time where I was that drunk. We wanted "toys", so we're looking around to see what we can play with. She comes across the vacuum cleaner.

Now, before I continue, allow me to describe this vacuum cleaner. My roommate is a bit of a clean freak to begin with. Throw in that his mother is an even bigger clean freak. So we had this really fancy European vacuum with several extensions and buttons, all written in a foreign language (because it's SO difficult to write ON, or even that weird symbol universally recognized as POWER). And also, because he's a clean freak and I couldn't give a shit,

So we finally figure out how to turn it on, and I won't get graphic, I'm using it on her, and she's clearly loving it. However, for some reason, I still feel the need to say something along the lines of "Do you like that?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. See for yourself."

And she rams the hose down onto my dick.

It was one of the most painful things I've ever felt. It was like I was getting a BJ from a garbage disposal. So I start screaming my head off. She tries turning it off, but being shitfaced and trying to read what appears to be Latvian, she cannot find the off button. So she just starts pushing everything.

She then presses "Steam vac".

As painful as that one moment was, I swear it very well may have saved my cock. I had what could only be described as a divine moment of clarity. For three seconds, I do not feel the least bit drunk. I am completely sober and thinking clearly. And I realize to pull the cord out of the wall.

My cock had a hickey for a week.

Go read teh rest of the thread, there's bound to be loads of great shit in there

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=24734

 

[Hyorinmaru]

FUCK YES!!! Finally found the Shango's story



Go read teh rest of the thread, there's bound to be loads of great shit in there

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=24734

good shit.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

I don't know about you but I found this quite funny. From the same thread as that Castillo kid

Originally posted by FromTheSouth:

"I've found over time that whenever my penis feels good, my heart doesn't seem to complain as much."

 

[justinsayne]

Another gem from that thread...

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=595770&postcount=144

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

The bar room seems like more fun than The Cage.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It was.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

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[TheOneBigWill]

The bar room seems like more fun than The Cage.

And yester-year seems better than the current day stuff.

It just goes to show you, some classics never die.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Over the past say week or so I have gotten about 290 pages through the Bar Room archives.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

FUCK YES!!! Finally found the Shango's story



Go read teh rest of the thread, there's bound to be loads of great shit in there

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=24734

The Archives are a gospel man! GOSPEL FROM GOD!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=114591&highlight=The+Cage+Confession

Mine's the first post. And I didn't even need an iPod to do so. Just my imagination. And a manager or two. :|

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

I think this qualifies. It was in Hamler's thread asking if he should buy his chick a star for Christmas.

Did the girl say she wants a star for Christmas? If so, then get her one, if she didn't, then don't. Get the girl what she wants, and that will ensure you of getting a chance to pee in her butt.

 

[CH David]

Where's Razor's story of Bonerjam? That's definitely awesome.