This is a match that has only happened once. I personally would LOVE to see an encore but this time with more competitors. This type of match would be a:
FATAL FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION THONG STINKFACE MATCH
WWE Summerslam 2008
WWE Women's Championship
Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle vs. Melina vs. Jillian
The only way to eliminate your opponent would be to give them a stinkface! The match would actually involve real wrestling skills as you would have to weaken your opponent in order to get them on the corner to stinkface them. Also, it would be a great way to see some divas get humiliated. The match would go like this.
The divas would square off each against one opponent. On one side of the ring you would see Torrie Wilson and Melina fighting and on the other side you would see Candice and Jillian fighting. Torrie would hit the Nose Job(X-Factor) on Melina and then give Melina the stinkface! But the referee wouldn't see it because he was distracted by Jillian. Therefore, Melina would still be in it. Then Victoria would run in and interfere by hitting the Widow's Peak on Torrie behind the referee's back. Then Michelle McCool would chase Victoria out of the ring and into the back. With the referee's attention back into the match and Torrie lying on the mat. Melina would drag Torrie into the corner and give her a stinkface! The referee would see it this time. TORRIE IS ELIMINATED!!
Then while all this was going on, Candice and Jillian would fight on the other side of the ring. Jillian would hit Candice with a reverse DDT and drag her onto the corner. Jillian would then get ready to give Candice a stinkface. But then, Candice blocks Jillian's ass and bites it just like she did with Torrie last August on Raw. Then Melina would work on Candice until Jillian gets up and they both start double teaming Candice. But then, Candice gets her second wind and starts hitting both Melina and Jillian. She would grab both of their heads and hit them against each other. Then she would give Melina a spinning heel kick. Melina would then roll to the outside taking her out of the match for a little bit. Then Candice would hit the Candy Wrapper on Jillian. After that she would drag her to the turnbuckle and give her a stinkface. Then she would tell Jillian to never sing again unless she wants another stinkface again. JILLIAN IS ELIMINATED!!
That would leave Candice and Melina in the ring. Winner would win the Vacant WWE Women's Championship. Melina would hit Candice with a stiff kick to the stomach. Then would get Candice in a headlock. But Candice would escape and hit Melina with a dropkick. Then Candice would get up on the top rope, wait for Melina to get up and then hit a flying cross-body off the top rope onto Melina. Then Candice would do her Go-Daddy Dance but Melina would get up and attack from behind. But then Candice would clothesline Melina and hit her with a spinning heel kick. Then Candice would hit the Candy Wrapper on Melina and set her up on the turnbuckle. Because of Candice and Melina's long intense rivalry, Candice would take this oppurtunity to humiliate Melina. Candice would set a new record for longest stinkface performed. Candice would give Melina a 20-second STINKFACE! MELINA IS ELIMINATED!!
Winner and New WWE Women's Champion: Candice Michelle
But wait, there's more!
Torrie would come out and appear to be happy for Candice. Melina would get up and attempt to attack Candice but Torrie would stop Melina and give her a Nose Job(X-Factor). Then Torrie would hug Candice and say congratulations. But then while Candice's back was turned, Torrie would give Candice a Nose Job and then give her a Stinkface on the corner to start Torrie's heel turn. Then Torrie would grab the mic and declare herself the #1 Contender and that she would be the Next Women's Champ. Torrie would hold up the title in her hands and then receive major heat and boos from the crowd. Then Torrie would drop the belt on Candice's waist while Candice was on the ground. Then she would say "You were lucky today, but that belt is mine." J.R. would call Torrie a no good Bitch and protest in anger as Torrie left.
What would happen next? Who knows?
To be continued.....
How can you have a "real" wrestling match when half of the competitors in the match can't really wrestle worth a Shit anyway. If I watched this match, especially for the women's title, then I think I'd stop watching the WWE. It's okay to have sex appeal in a divas match, but don't kid yourself, especially if the Title is on the line. I would watch this match only if it were a hardcore rules match to go along with the skinkface stipulation. With each girl swinging chairs and utilizing tables, and with one or two of the girls being slammed on thumbtacks or glass, before getting a stinkface, then by God I think the match would be okay.
I have 3.
The first match would be a Fatal 4 way 60 minute Submission Ultimate Submission match, with
Cheerleader Melissa vs
Sarah Stock vs
Mariko Yoshida vs
Rebecca Knox. The winner would be the gal with the most submission Victories after 60 minutes. These are 4 of the best female grapplers in the world, and while a 1 on 1 match seems to be better, I feel that the added pressure of 2 other women would make this match great.
the next match would be a Fatal 4 way Elimination Queen of the Deathmatch, With
Mickie Knuckes vs
Lufisto vs
Rachael Putski vs
Hailey Hatred The match would follow CZW Deathmatch style rules, except the women are pinned one by one until a winner is crowned. These are the 4 most dangerous and brutal women to ever get into a ring. Putting all 4 of them in a match together would cause instant chaos. The match would be a classic.
The last match would be My version of a Womens Monster's Ball Match,
Vanessa Kraven vs
Amazing Kong vs
Beth Phoenix vs
Yoshika Tamura vs
Roxxi Laveaux Pretty much anything goes in this match, follows the same rules from TNA's Monster's Ball match, except with women. You have the 2 monsters, Kong and Kraven, going against the powerhouse Phoenix, and the 2 smaller, but sick and sadistic women in Tamura and Laveaux
All of these matches would be instant classics in my eye.
