The Doctor's Office

[DirtyJosé]

I wish my prom date had been as set on getting some action.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Happy Monday Jose! And Doc is taking me to prom.



WHAT! I...I...I feel so dejected. I shall weep myself to sleep while the beard comforts me.

Pssh. Doc is pimpin. He'll take both of you.

 

[The Doctor]

Actually, I'm going with a friend of mine. We're meeting some of our mutual friends there. We're all going in Steampunk costume. Oh yes. I have an awesome picture of my costume (made awesomer via Armbar Photoshop) in my Creations thread. hint, hint.

But don't tell my date I'm also bringing Armbar and Theo. I'll all be "Oh, wow, didn't expect you guys to be here!"

 

[Theo Mays]

I wish my prom date had been as set on getting some action.

I went to prom stag. Wasn't going to go, but all my friends convinced me to go. Plus they provided a ride and paid for my ticket. All I had to do was buy a tux. It was pretty fun. Got accused of doing drugs by my principal.

But don't tell my date I'm also bringing Armbar and Theo. I'll all be "Oh, wow, didn't expect you guys to be here!"

YAY!

 

[The Doctor]

You had to have been doing some drug. No clean man could have a beard so glorious.

 

[Theo Mays]

You had to have been doing some drug. No clean man could have a beard so glorious.

I was beardless back then. Well I might have had some stubble, I don't recall.

 

[The Doctor]

Beardless Theo? Say it ain't so!!

 

[DirtyJosé]

No beard can achieve such glory with the use of drugs. It's like CM Punk's hair; it represents all that is pure about Theo.

 

[Theo Mays]

Beardless Theo? Say it ain't so!!

I know shocking right? I look so different without my beard. And to think, people want me to shave it off.

No beard can achieve such glory with the use of drugs. It's like CM Punk's hair; it represents all that is pure about Theo.

Hehe, Theo pure. That's funny.

 

[The Doctor]

Theo's beard is like Sampson's hair.

I wish I could rent an airship for prom. How awesome would that be!?

 

[D-Man]

I wanna let everyone in this thread know that Doc is my motherfucker. That is all.

 

[The Doctor]

<3

I'll take you to prom too.

 

[D-Man]

I've actually been to 5 proms in my time. I went to one when I was a junior, two when I was a senior, and two the year after. And I barely remember any of them, since I was so fucking high at every one of them.

 

[The Doctor]

Lulz. Apparently I have to go to Afterprom as well, which lasts until 5 in the morning. Joy. I doubt I'll be getting any sex, drugs, or alcohol on MY prom night.

Oh well. I'm going for the food anyway.

 

[D-Man]

You mean you don't have a few hundred bucks to spend? If so, you'd defini9tely get laid.

 

[The Doctor]

Hm. I don't think so. We'll see what happens. Thing is you can't leave once prom/afterprom starts and I'm sure the school will have chaperones watching very closely. I don't think I'll be able to sneak a girl to outside/the bathroom/wherever.

And it seems that the place we were going to have prom has become a crime scene and they are going to relocate it to the school.

 

[D-Man]

Hm. I don't think so. We'll see what happens. Thing is you can't leave once prom/afterprom starts and I'm sure the school will have chaperones watching very closely. I don't think I'll be able to sneak a girl to outside/the bathroom/wherever.

And it seems that the place we were going to have prom has become a crime scene and they are going to relocate it to the school.

Doc, you must FIND A WAY. Sneak around and find a way to ravage your lady.

PS - I put a sig request in the graphics request room. I'm hoping you answer the call.

 

[Dave]

That was the great thing about my school prom. It was held in a hotel that was absolutely miles away from the school itself. We tore that place up so bad that they wont let them come back to the place again. It was fucking incredible, best night of my life by far. I took my best friend to the prom because he had left the school and couldn't get a ticket and my Girlfriend was getting a ticket anyway. If your prom is anything like mine, there will be plenty of opportunities for... well... everything.

We bought lots of beer beforehand and took them into the hotel for after the actual prom and got some weed for some of us. It was fucking brilliant. I never slept that night although I did go to bed, if you know what I mean. I hope you do... I'm not going to explain it. At the end of the day, we were all completely wrecked by the end of the night.

 

[The Doctor]

Well I will find a way to get something.

And the relocation thing turned out to be a joke by a teacher. Prom is being held in a giant barn on some fairgrounds.

 

[D-Man]

A BARN?!? Nice...

Nothing like beastiality at the prom...

 

[DirtyJosé]

Find one of those animal stalls with some hay. Lay out your jacket if you must. Be swift and sneaky, like ninja.

 

[The Doctor]

Lulz

We'll see.

 

[The Doctor]

Also, I've decided to end my internet schizophrenia. I've applied for a namechange.

 

[The Doctor]

You have failed me Torgo!

 

[ABMorales787]

I remember my first time in the barn behind the house. Glad I cleaned it out too, the girl almost lost her top. Good thing I found it, otherwise she would've had to... stay... in... there... SHIT!!!