He's also a pirate.
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And then Hulk Hogan became Prime Minister of Russia.
Hulk Hogan as a child:
And then Hulk Hogan became Prime Minister of Russia.
Naruto is fucking awesome right now. It has more swerves than the nWo.Doc said:Kage bunshin no jutsu!
And then Hulk Hogan became Prime Minister of Russia.
Trufax Gazette said:Hitler Dead!
ATLANTIC OCEAN - The man who could have taken over the world is dead.
Super Saiyan Pirate Captain Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was confirmed to be dead at 5:23 this morning, according to the coroner. The US Government has sent out a statement detailing what happened.
At 3 AM, President Barack Obama sent out a secret batallion of GI Joe operatives to find and destroy Hitler's pirate army. They gathered together on their ship, the USS Soundwave, and headed for Germany. At the first sign of Captain Hitler, the Joe snipers got into formation and fired three bullets. As the bullets approached the pirate ship, they transformed into miniature automatons. They were robots in disguise.
The Transformers battled with the crew as a ninja posse fell from a plane in the sky. Drawing their katanas, they proceeded to slaughter the other members of the evil crew. It was bedlam.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light and Barack Obama himself appeared on the deck of Hitler's ship and proceeded to use karate to decimate Hitler. After a long battle, Obama used a kick to knock Hitler under the chin, causing him to fall into the ocean, and drown.
Obama used his Blackberry to Twitter Hiter's defeat, saying he "kicked Naziboy's a$$! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!"
Hitler was 120 years old.
Fuckin' great. Now he's gonna ruin Russia too, and make it all about him and his cronies. I smell a Nasty Boys vs Putin and Medvedev angle.
Looks like Hitler didn't have Obamacare.
Naruto is fucking awesome right now. It has more swerves than the nWo.