The Doctor's Office

[The Doctor]

Haha. I've drank a ton of tea my whole life. I have about three cups a day on weekdays, more on weekends. It's just how I was raised. Mum is English, you see, and English people drink a lot of tea. I prefer it to coffee actually.

Also, I may prefer sites to torrents, but torrents are dead useful when downloading an entire TV series.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

My wife drinks a lot of tea, me not so much, but I'll have a few cups a week. Peppermint tea is the bomb.

 

[The Doctor]

Now I want another cup of tea.

I need to go downstairs anyway...

 

[Coco]

I've cut caffeine and alcohol out of my diet. Thought you'd like to know.

 

[The Doctor]

Well alcohol isn't really part of my diet...but I wouldn't be able to live without tea.

I mean, I guess I could survive using hot chocolate, but it's really not the same.

 

[X]

I've cut caffeine and alcohol out of my diet. Thought you'd like to know.

That ought to negate all the heroin you do.

 

[Coco]

Your math is correct, sir.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Adipex. That is all.

 

[The Doctor]

Adipose?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

No.

 

[The Doctor]

I know.

That episode of Doctor Who creeped me out...the bit with the lady disintegrating. The little fat creatures were cute though.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

....


This isn't where I parked my car.

 

[The Doctor]

It's in the oven behind the rice.

 

[The Doctor]

Robot Unicorn Attack may be the greatest game of all time.

 

[The Doctor]

Let it be known that Writer's Block sucks.

 

[Scotty]

....


This isn't where I parked my car.

Spoiler

[YOUTUBE]lfT19lVLLf0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[The Doctor]

This song has no right to be as good as it is. Especially since It's My Life is my favorite song ever.

 

[Scotty]

Never watched Glee....ever.

 

[The Doctor]

Neither have I.

I've never drove a Ferrari off a cliff into a sea of shark-infested Jello...true story.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Doc's last name is Louis

 

[Scotty]

Neither have I.

I've never drove a Ferrari off a cliff into a sea of shark-infested Jello...true story.

Gimmick infringement. That is what Dewey recognizes me for.

 

[The Doctor]

I'mma steal yo bike, Charlie.

Yeah Scotty, I know. I was imitating you.

 

[Scotty]

Ouch. I thought that you wouldn't sink that low Doc...true story.

 

[Drunken Aviator]

I got eated by a shark false story.
Haha you can't sue me

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I capitalized my name haha true story