You can come pee on my substitute speech teacher, if you want.
My speech was fucking awesome, that's what the class thinks. I was supposed to have a 10 minute time limit but for some reason (being a sub) she thought it was five. So I'm getting into the flow of my speech, building to a dramatic conclusion, and she keeps fucking interrupting me, and I basically tell her I have until ten and to stop interrupting me (I was the last speech of the day, too, and the class was really into it), and she starts scribbling all these notes. I probably failed the most important grade of the wuarter because of her dickfuckery.
It was a great speech, though. Everyone after class was telling me how much they loved it. I'll have to email the real professor and explain the situation. But really, what the FUCK kind of professor schedules final speeches on the week she'll be out, and doesn't give the sub instructions of what's expected of us?!