Drew McIntyre gets a weeaboo gimmick.
Kizarny/Kevin Thorn (w/Natalya) are the Green Steam Circus, a Steampunk Freak Show tag team.
Michael Cole is a backstage interviewer and a complete dick.
The GM is a Willy Wonka character and will be represented by Vince Russo dressed like Gene Wilder.
Christian is Christopher Winterbottom, an old movie villain. "Curses" and "Foiled again" and all that. His enforcer is Big Bully Busick.
I thought his 'World's biggest party animal'/ scottish Val Venis gimmick was silly enough.