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Thanks.I Suck Ass
I survived the Rapture
I tried to make some good ones, but I just gave up and let Doc finish it because mine sucked.
I lol'd when the guy tried making it make sense by saying Joe and Hardy were already out.
It featured Mega Man blowing McIntyre to bits. It doesn't HAVE to make sense!!
It featured Mega Man blowing McIntyre to bits. It doesn't HAVE to make sense!!
I Suck Ass
I survived the Rapture
Also, Doc, I have my own thread in the Cage! Which is usually a bad thing. But I don't think it's going to be a bad thing.
I again invoke my negative continuity. That thread does not exist. It's actually titled "Ice cream" and is a thread about ice cream.
I Suck Ass
I survived the Rapture
OK....
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
I loved your posts Doc, but you are wrong. That rumble was NOT over.
Now it's over.
(Please. I think it's good now. Don't want this going on forever, it'll get boring.)
(Please. I think it's good now. Don't want this going on forever, it'll get boring.)
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
yeah I'm done. I just wanted to get one post in, and since I didn't get one in before the original ending, I cheated. Although I would have rather seen Beth Phoenix win instead of Edge, I'll take it.
Edge won? What are you talking about?
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
he cashed in the briefcase and pinned the ruler of the Galaxy. Doesn't that mean he won? I know he didn't win the rumble, but he won something better, Ruler of the Galaxy. And it wasn't Melty Monster Galaxy.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Was it Grandmaster Galaxy?
If so, I could use a few pointers on completing the Perfect Run
If so, I could use a few pointers on completing the Perfect Run
In fact, I'm posting the whole Rumble here for easy access, and so it doesn't get lost anywhere.
It's time for the fourth entrant, and...and...wait, what's that music?
No, can it be...
IT IS!!!!
LEONARDO comes in, swords a swingin'! He flies over the rope, doing a ninja roll, before standing up to stare into Abyss' eyes.
"COWABUNGA!!!" Leonardo screams as he slices Abyss' head off. Heaving the corpse over his shoulder, Leonardo walks over the the ropes and throws Abyss down. The crowd cheers wildly and starts chanting his name.
"LE-O-NARD-O! *clap clap clapclapclap* LE-O-NARD-O! *clap clap clapclapclap*"
Leonardo smiles and waves at the crowd.
ABYSS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
It's time for the next participant, and it's none other than...
Mega Man! The Blue Bomber hops on his Rush Jet to fly into the ring before landing in front of Drew McIntyre.
"ACHTY GOCHTY GOOFLE TOASTIES HAGGIS" says Drew McIntyre. "YOU CANNAE DEFEAT ME I AM THE CHOSEN ONE-"
He abruptly stops. Mega Man has placed his buster in McIntyre's gut. Drew looks down, and starts panicking as Mega Man charges up.
"NO NO NO NO-"
BANG!
Blood and gore showers the crowd as McIntyre's no-talent boring ass is blown to smithereens. All that remains are his feet, which Mega Man pick up and throw over the top rope.
DREW MCINTYRE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Rob Van Dam's music hits as the crowd explodes. He walks to the center of the aisle and poses, pointing at himself.
"ROB...VAN...DAM!!!" the crowd cheers in time with his points. He leaps to the top rope and jumps onto the Miz. The Miz is dazed. RVD picks him up and throws him over. And suddenly, a familiar chord strikes the sound speaker.
Triple H storms out with his sledgehammer. He swings it at RVD, but misses. The momentum causes the hammer to swing around and strike Triple H! His head explodes in a shower of blood as the next entrant runs out!
AJ Styles runs to the ring, jumps to thje top turnbuckle, but slips on the blood left behind by Triple H's exploded head! He slips and eliminates himself!
THE MIZ, TRIPLE H, AND AJ STYLES ARE ELIMINATED
Vince McMahon comes out of the curtain to address Optimus Prime.
"God dammit, Optimus!" he says. "I told you you couldn't enter the Rumble because you're too large and can turn into a truck! This calls for drastic measures!!"
The Royal Rumble theme plays over the sound system
as the remaining wrestlers enter the ring. They surround Optimus, who transforms into a truck. R-Truth grabs the matches from his pocket and lights the gas tank on fire. Edge spears Chris Jericho into the windshield, as Randy Orton breaks his shoulder waving at his dad in the crowd. John Cena takes off his Jorts to reveal that he is actually Superman in disguise. Cena uses his heat ray to melt Optimus' tires, as the Pope gets funkay like a donkay in the corner of the ring with Desmond Wolfe. Rey Mysterio jumps off a high place for no real reason, directly on top of the Pope-Wolfe train. Robert Roode and John Morrison shove Optimus Prime backstage before Optimus blows up, tragically murdering them both.
Suddenly, a light shines down on the ring...directly on to Beth Phoenix and James Storm. Phoenix smiles as the crowd wonders what is going on.
"Fools!" she says. "I have bided my time long enough! It is time to show the world what I am truly made of! My true form shall be revealed!! And then I shall take over the world!!!!"
A tongue of flame surrounds Beth Phoenix, and then another, and another. James Storm is fried to a crisp. The light is getting brighter and brighter and brighter, and the crowd can barely see what's going on. Suddenly, there is an explosion of light, and when it dims we can see...Beth Phoenix has changed. Her true form has been revealed. She is none other than...
DARK PHOENIX!!
Dark Phoenix cackles.
"This world is mine!!!!"
ROYAL RUMBLE OVER.
WINNER: BETH PHOENIX
No, can it be...
IT IS!!!!
LEONARDO comes in, swords a swingin'! He flies over the rope, doing a ninja roll, before standing up to stare into Abyss' eyes.
"COWABUNGA!!!" Leonardo screams as he slices Abyss' head off. Heaving the corpse over his shoulder, Leonardo walks over the the ropes and throws Abyss down. The crowd cheers wildly and starts chanting his name.
"LE-O-NARD-O! *clap clap clapclapclap* LE-O-NARD-O! *clap clap clapclapclap*"
Leonardo smiles and waves at the crowd.
ABYSS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
It's time for the next participant, and it's none other than...
Mega Man! The Blue Bomber hops on his Rush Jet to fly into the ring before landing in front of Drew McIntyre.
"ACHTY GOCHTY GOOFLE TOASTIES HAGGIS" says Drew McIntyre. "YOU CANNAE DEFEAT ME I AM THE CHOSEN ONE-"
He abruptly stops. Mega Man has placed his buster in McIntyre's gut. Drew looks down, and starts panicking as Mega Man charges up.
"NO NO NO NO-"
BANG!
Blood and gore showers the crowd as McIntyre's no-talent boring ass is blown to smithereens. All that remains are his feet, which Mega Man pick up and throw over the top rope.
DREW MCINTYRE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Leonardo stares down at Jay Lethal, and Lethal stays back. The crowd holds its breath.
Suddenly, Lethal smiles.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!" roars Lethal. He points at Leonardo and takes an impressive step forward. Leonardo blinks, before a look of recognition crosses his face.
"No..." breathes Leonardo.
"WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO?" screams Lethal, before reaching up and ripping his own face off. He flexes his arms, and the fake Lethal costume explodes to reveal Hulk Hogan! The crowd roars its approval as the Hulkster starts Hulking up. He raises his arms in the sky, and cups one hand to his ear, the crowd cheering...
...when a spasm crosses his face. Hulk looks panicked for a split second before collapsing, dead from a heart attack. Leonardo and Mega Man pick him up and throw him outside of the ring.
JAY LETHAL AND HULK HOGAN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED
Suddenly, Lethal smiles.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!" roars Lethal. He points at Leonardo and takes an impressive step forward. Leonardo blinks, before a look of recognition crosses his face.
"No..." breathes Leonardo.
"WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO?" screams Lethal, before reaching up and ripping his own face off. He flexes his arms, and the fake Lethal costume explodes to reveal Hulk Hogan! The crowd roars its approval as the Hulkster starts Hulking up. He raises his arms in the sky, and cups one hand to his ear, the crowd cheering...
...when a spasm crosses his face. Hulk looks panicked for a split second before collapsing, dead from a heart attack. Leonardo and Mega Man pick him up and throw him outside of the ring.
JAY LETHAL AND HULK HOGAN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED
It's time for a new entrant, and it's none other than...
Kurt Angle! As the crowd chants "YOU SUCK!" in time with the music, Angle runs to the ring and immediately clotheslines Leonardo. Angle puts Leo back on his feet, and steals his swords. Unfortunately for Angle, Leo is a ninja so he dodges Kurt's attack. However, to do this, Leo had to eliminate himself. The proud warrior leaves, just in time for the next entrant...
Rob Terry blasts past Leonardo. He tries to get into the ring, but his heavy physique is preventing him from sliding through the ropes! Terry tries climbing over, but he slips and is impaled by the ring pole! Mega Man freezes his head, then melts it, before throwing him back over the rope, just in time to knock over and eliminate a recently entered Santino Marella!
Suddenly, a man falls from the rafters.
"The Icon", Sting! He lands on top of Kane who has been biding his time doing nothing. Sting takes his baseball bat and casually beats Kane to death before staring down Kurt Angle. Angle lunges towards Sting and locks in the ankle lock! Sting's old bones can't take it - Angle rips Sting's leg right off! Angle dumps Sting's body over the rope!
Angle turns to Mega Man, Sting's ripped off leg in hand. He smiles, and stares at the sky. A warm light envelopes him, and he ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving Mega Man and Sting's leg alone in the ring.
KURT ANGLE, LEONARDO, ROB TERRY, SANTINO MARELLA, STING, AND KANE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Kurt Angle! As the crowd chants "YOU SUCK!" in time with the music, Angle runs to the ring and immediately clotheslines Leonardo. Angle puts Leo back on his feet, and steals his swords. Unfortunately for Angle, Leo is a ninja so he dodges Kurt's attack. However, to do this, Leo had to eliminate himself. The proud warrior leaves, just in time for the next entrant...
Rob Terry blasts past Leonardo. He tries to get into the ring, but his heavy physique is preventing him from sliding through the ropes! Terry tries climbing over, but he slips and is impaled by the ring pole! Mega Man freezes his head, then melts it, before throwing him back over the rope, just in time to knock over and eliminate a recently entered Santino Marella!
Suddenly, a man falls from the rafters.
"The Icon", Sting! He lands on top of Kane who has been biding his time doing nothing. Sting takes his baseball bat and casually beats Kane to death before staring down Kurt Angle. Angle lunges towards Sting and locks in the ankle lock! Sting's old bones can't take it - Angle rips Sting's leg right off! Angle dumps Sting's body over the rope!
Angle turns to Mega Man, Sting's ripped off leg in hand. He smiles, and stares at the sky. A warm light envelopes him, and he ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving Mega Man and Sting's leg alone in the ring.
KURT ANGLE, LEONARDO, ROB TERRY, SANTINO MARELLA, STING, AND KANE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Mega Man stares at the entrance, waiting for someone to enter. The timer ticks closer and closer down, and the crowd chants with it.
"FIVE!...FOUR!...THREE!...TWO!....ONE!!!!..."
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MC Hammer flies out, pants acting as a parachute, as the crowd roars. He touches down right next to Mega Man as his music continues to play. He starts to dance, and Mega Man joins in. They continue to dance as the timer ticks down again. As it reaches 0, MC Hammer's music is cut off...
...and The Miz walks out. And he has a mic!
"Oh look at you," Miz sneers. "A dancing fool and his robot. You two haven't been relevant in twenty years! Why are you in this ring at all? You're old! No one cares about either of you! You don't belong here! Oh, but of course..."
The Miz smiles.
"I forgot that this Royal Rumble was WWE and TNA!"
He chuckles to himself as the crowd boos loudly. He turns to address them.
"Fine! Boo me! You all know it to be true! And you know what else is true?
The fact that I'm The Miz...
And I'm AWESOME!!"
The Miz drops the mic and slides into the ring. Mega Man swings his buster around, but The Miz dodges the blast. It strikes Michael Cole, who is promptly burned to a crisp. The crowd cheers. The Miz dodges behind Mega Man and hits the Skull Crushing Finale, which literally crushes Mega Man's skull. The Miz kicks him out of the ring and turns to MC Hammer.
They lock up, when suddenly MC Hammer is struck from behind. Sting has crawled back in the ring!
"I wasn't eliminated!" Sting roars, beating MC Hammer with the bat again and again and again. "BOTH FEET HAVE TO TOUCH THE FLOOR!!"
Hammer swings around, picks up Sting's severed leg and Sting himself, and dumps them on the floor. The Miz sneaks up from behind and literally kicks Hammer's ass. He flies over the top rope and is eliminated as well. Then Jeff Hardy ODs in the back and loses by forfeit.
MC HAMMER, MEGA MAN, JEFF HARDY, AND STING ARE ELIMINATED.
"FIVE!...FOUR!...THREE!...TWO!....ONE!!!!..."
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MC Hammer flies out, pants acting as a parachute, as the crowd roars. He touches down right next to Mega Man as his music continues to play. He starts to dance, and Mega Man joins in. They continue to dance as the timer ticks down again. As it reaches 0, MC Hammer's music is cut off...
...and The Miz walks out. And he has a mic!
"Oh look at you," Miz sneers. "A dancing fool and his robot. You two haven't been relevant in twenty years! Why are you in this ring at all? You're old! No one cares about either of you! You don't belong here! Oh, but of course..."
The Miz smiles.
"I forgot that this Royal Rumble was WWE and TNA!"
He chuckles to himself as the crowd boos loudly. He turns to address them.
"Fine! Boo me! You all know it to be true! And you know what else is true?
The fact that I'm The Miz...
And I'm AWESOME!!"
The Miz drops the mic and slides into the ring. Mega Man swings his buster around, but The Miz dodges the blast. It strikes Michael Cole, who is promptly burned to a crisp. The crowd cheers. The Miz dodges behind Mega Man and hits the Skull Crushing Finale, which literally crushes Mega Man's skull. The Miz kicks him out of the ring and turns to MC Hammer.
They lock up, when suddenly MC Hammer is struck from behind. Sting has crawled back in the ring!
"I wasn't eliminated!" Sting roars, beating MC Hammer with the bat again and again and again. "BOTH FEET HAVE TO TOUCH THE FLOOR!!"
Hammer swings around, picks up Sting's severed leg and Sting himself, and dumps them on the floor. The Miz sneaks up from behind and literally kicks Hammer's ass. He flies over the top rope and is eliminated as well. Then Jeff Hardy ODs in the back and loses by forfeit.
MC HAMMER, MEGA MAN, JEFF HARDY, AND STING ARE ELIMINATED.
Rob Van Dam's music hits as the crowd explodes. He walks to the center of the aisle and poses, pointing at himself.
"ROB...VAN...DAM!!!" the crowd cheers in time with his points. He leaps to the top rope and jumps onto the Miz. The Miz is dazed. RVD picks him up and throws him over. And suddenly, a familiar chord strikes the sound speaker.
Triple H storms out with his sledgehammer. He swings it at RVD, but misses. The momentum causes the hammer to swing around and strike Triple H! His head explodes in a shower of blood as the next entrant runs out!
AJ Styles runs to the ring, jumps to thje top turnbuckle, but slips on the blood left behind by Triple H's exploded head! He slips and eliminates himself!
THE MIZ, TRIPLE H, AND AJ STYLES ARE ELIMINATED
It's time for a double entry! Who could be the first men to enter at the same time? The timer counts down...
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!!!
Matt Hardy and Samoa Joe! They bounce to the ring, chomping on hamburgers as they roll. Samoa Joe lands on top of RVD, turning him into a pancake. Matt Hardy then eats Samoa Joe before dying of hypertension, just in time for our next entrant...
Optimus Prime!
MATT HARDY, SAMOA JOE, AND RVD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!!!
Matt Hardy and Samoa Joe! They bounce to the ring, chomping on hamburgers as they roll. Samoa Joe lands on top of RVD, turning him into a pancake. Matt Hardy then eats Samoa Joe before dying of hypertension, just in time for our next entrant...
Optimus Prime!
MATT HARDY, SAMOA JOE, AND RVD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Vince McMahon comes out of the curtain to address Optimus Prime.
"God dammit, Optimus!" he says. "I told you you couldn't enter the Rumble because you're too large and can turn into a truck! This calls for drastic measures!!"
The Royal Rumble theme plays over the sound system
as the remaining wrestlers enter the ring. They surround Optimus, who transforms into a truck. R-Truth grabs the matches from his pocket and lights the gas tank on fire. Edge spears Chris Jericho into the windshield, as Randy Orton breaks his shoulder waving at his dad in the crowd. John Cena takes off his Jorts to reveal that he is actually Superman in disguise. Cena uses his heat ray to melt Optimus' tires, as the Pope gets funkay like a donkay in the corner of the ring with Desmond Wolfe. Rey Mysterio jumps off a high place for no real reason, directly on top of the Pope-Wolfe train. Robert Roode and John Morrison shove Optimus Prime backstage before Optimus blows up, tragically murdering them both.
Suddenly, a light shines down on the ring...directly on to Beth Phoenix and James Storm. Phoenix smiles as the crowd wonders what is going on.
"Fools!" she says. "I have bided my time long enough! It is time to show the world what I am truly made of! My true form shall be revealed!! And then I shall take over the world!!!!"
A tongue of flame surrounds Beth Phoenix, and then another, and another. James Storm is fried to a crisp. The light is getting brighter and brighter and brighter, and the crowd can barely see what's going on. Suddenly, there is an explosion of light, and when it dims we can see...Beth Phoenix has changed. Her true form has been revealed. She is none other than...
DARK PHOENIX!!
Dark Phoenix cackles.
"This world is mine!!!!"
ROYAL RUMBLE OVER.
WINNER: BETH PHOENIX
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuck Cowboy Bebop is so awesome.
Speaking of, I made a new sig and I really want to change my sig to it, but I can't because of the RAW Talent thing. Oh well.
Screw noah's camping trip. I'm going on a service project tomorrow and will be gone for three weeks. I'll have my Kindle so I'll be able to mod during free time and make a spam post here and there but for the most part it's building houses for me!!
Screw noah's camping trip. I'm going on a service project tomorrow and will be gone for three weeks. I'll have my Kindle so I'll be able to mod during free time and make a spam post here and there but for the most part it's building houses for me!!
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
So Doc, what are your thoughts about Lebron going to Miami? Are you as shocked as everyone else? Or did it not come as such a surprise to you?
You bet your ass I'm shocked, I thought he'd get drafted to Smackdown!
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
So for 3 weeks, this forum will lack the awesomeness of Doc?
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It's already been compared to Hogan joining the nWo.
Well I'll be on for a little bit each day whenever I get free time, but basically yes.
And your video is missing two very important NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs.
So I just put on the Robotnik Says NO! For 10 Minutes video and tuned into my electronic station on Pandora, and it synced up perfectly with the music.
