Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
It is time for this guy to dominate. Last year he went out to Goldberg, a wrestler who people claim knows less moves than Cena. He has gotten better this past year and looks to hustle his way to the finals with your loyalty and respect of course. Here's the short list of people he has made submit:
Edge, Orton, Jericho, Big Show, HHH, HBK, Batista
There's probably more and that only strengthens my case as why Cena should win this tournament. He can beat the power guys, the speed guys, big guys, small guys, etc. He held the championship 25 out of 36 months from 2005-2008. That is the kind of dominance needed in this tournament and Cena is just the guy to provide it.
He will Five Knuckle Shuffle his way to a victory and if you don't like it, he will give you an Attitude Adjustment.