The Cage

[MelodicLullaby]

if the tranny said it was a girl then it probably would have wanted to take the sodomy rather than give it. still some freaky shit though

I dunno. Some girls like to give more than take - and those are the girls that scare me.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Y u guyz b trippin al da teim?

 

[MelodicLullaby]

niqqa waat u b smoqin?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I dunno. Some girls like to give more than take - and those are the girls that scare me.

any girl with the ability to give scares me

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

dun b bak talkin me yo dawg double g, ill fuk yo shit up

 

[MelodicLullaby]

naaw niqqa u kudnt fukk dat shiqt if u tukk viagra

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

ho i b showin u wat i got i ain b nedin no viagra tu fuck yo ass

 

[MelodicLullaby]

qwu da fukk u calln a ho, limpyy? dem chiinks kud outfuqk u, niqqa. u bess b stepn

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

niqqa i b a chink i b findin yo burn culturally insensitive an shit now y don u be takin yo cracker white ass bak 2 misurah wer it b belongin

 

[TSG]

This thread is surprisingly good. From what it was, at least.

 

[TSG]

Wow, did Percy Watson hack your guys accounts and start typing?

 

[MelodicLullaby]

I can't do it anymore - I'm laughing too hard and my inner authoress is raging at the fact I'm typing like that. Would you believe that one of my friends seriously types like that?

This gave me a good laugh. I mean really good.

 

[MelodicLullaby]

cause if your love was all I hadd- in this lifee' ; tht would be enouqhh until the end of time; so rest your worry heart && relax your mind bkuz i'm qonna love yew qirl ; until the END of time.

This is just one of the things she typed up, to prove my point.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Wow, did Percy Watson hack your guys accounts and start typing?

Fuck you, Percy is epic.

This is just one of the things she typed up, to prove my point.

I'd like to have intercourse with your friend. I'd teach her some correct grammar so it would really be benefiting her more.

And that was quite fun. No to go make some sort of well written post to wash that off my keyboard. Or maybe just a quick tug of the steam boat to shore will do.

 

[TSG]

I have a friend who texts like this:

Wht da fuk iz up wit u man?

I want to kill people who do that. It annoys me almost as much as Justin Beiber.

 

[MelodicLullaby]

Sadly, that would never happen - she's lesbian.

But maybe if you pull off some Master Jedi shit on her, she'll change her mind.

 

[TSG]

Dude I love Percy Watson. MVP should start taking note over the next 12 weeks.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Sadly, that would never happen - she's lesbian.

But maybe if you pull off some Master Jedi shit on her, she'll change her mind.

Then the offer is off the table, she'll have to learn on her own.

 

[MelodicLullaby]

My Jesus flipping monkey.

Game Rage is such a baby... I can't believe I'm still reading his posts, to be honest. It's like he's talking to the United States government - "YOU HAVE TOO MANY CONSPIRACIES AGAINST ME." It's like a train wreck of ******s going off a cliff end because it thinks it can fly.

 

[TSG]

Sadly, that would never happen - she's lesbian.

But maybe if you pull off some Master Jedi shit on her, she'll change her mind.

I'm seeing a trend here...this thread keeps dissolving into something lesbian related.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I'm seeing a trend here...this thread keeps dissolving into something lesbian related.

as should everything

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

My Jesus flipping monkey.

Game Rage is such a baby... I can't believe I'm still reading his posts, to be honest. It's like he's talking to the United States government - "YOU HAVE TOO MANY CONSPIRACIES AGAINST ME." It's like a train wreck of ******s going off a cliff end because it thinks it can fly.

Rage wasn't even that bad. You should look up some of the other threads in the prison. They made me giggle like a school girl who just tried to slide along a cold rail in a skirt.

 

[MelodicLullaby]

I was bi-curious once before I actually tried to date a girl and it flattened worse than a dead man's heartbeat line.

 

[TSG]

Wow...Mel is one of the funniest posters I've seen in awhile. At least new ones.

 

[MelodicLullaby]

Wow...Mel is one of the funniest posters I've seen in awhile. At least new ones.

What did I say?