Um, he's selling himself. He's supposed to be puffed up and arrogant, and extol all the things he's done.
List of reasons why you should vote for me:
-I don't have any votes.
-I'm a nice guy.
-I churn out graphics, which are just as difficult and time consuming as long posts.
-I've made rather a lot of long posts which have gone pretty much unnoticed.
-I've dressed up like The Hurricane at school, blaring his music from speakers on my belt loop. It was Superhero Day, you see.
-My girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago, so you should feel sorry for me.
-Check out my response to the "President Rhodes" topic in the Kayfabe forum. I was able to bring humor and literature together in a concise response that kept it Kayfabe.
-I'm probably your friend.
-I am one of the many helping bring back the VGT section
-There's a distinct possibility I've made you a sig.
-I have Dude Love as my avatar
-I can make a mean quesadilla
-I can dance
-I can sing
-I can play the piano
-"Defenestration" is my favorite word. It means "the act of throwing something out of a window". How awesome is that?!
-My feud with Sidious was entertaining, and I won. It had a happy ending, too, with both of us becoming friends.
-I'm thinking about bringing a WZF sign to the RAW in January
-Kofi Kingston and The Hurricane are my favorite wrestlers, and they're awesome
-My sig is awesome
-A vote against me is a vote against El Dandy, and who are you to doubt El Dandy?!
-I'm aware I made that joke in Doc/Gelgarin in the users tournament
-I made the ECW LDs epic while I was there
-NSL yelled at me during the TNA LD I was in, so you should feel sorry for me
-I'll make you a cake.