The Ask-A-Spawn Thread

[Sparky]

Who are all the member's? What are my chances of getting in

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Spawn, Shango, and Maple Leaf Muscle Petey Williams. But Petey is getting evicted cuz he's been short on rent the past few months. Plus he likes REALLY fat girls, which aint a problem but they tend to get into me and Shango's food. So if you can get the nod from Shango and have first and last month's rent, then you are in.


^^^Spawn Legend

 

[Sparky]

Sweet il just wait for papa to answer...

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

He won't answer here. This is Spawn country.

^^Spawn Rocker

 

[Moon Knight]

Do you hate me Spawn?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No, I don't hate you. But Grandmama Spawn is rather perterbed that you exist. We got her drunk and locked her in the back room. So you should be safe until she knaws her way through the door again.


^^^ Public Service Announcement Spawn

 

[Moon Knight]

No, I don't hate you. But Grandmama Spawn is rather perterbed that you exist. We got her drunk and locked her in the back room. So you should be safe until she knaws her way through the door again.


^^^ Public Service Announcement Spawn

I guess now is the best time to announce I am moving to England.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How the fuck did I end up in here?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I guess now is the best time to announce I am moving to England.

Moving to England from where? Don't worry, we distracted Grandmama Spawn with a haloperidol laced cookie and an episode of Squibillies. She certainly does luv her Squidbillies.



^^Cousin Spawn

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

How the fuck did I end up in here?

There comes a time in every young mans life when he becomes rather "curious" and wants to explore different things. You were curious when you did it. Don't worry, noone will judge you or think less of you. Be confident in your decisions and don't be afraid to explore you other side. It will help in your search to find inner peace.


^^Mahatma Spawndi

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Who wants to be in my My Fav's List? lol

 

[Agrex]

Who wants to be in my My Fav's List? lol

*Raises hand*
Ooooohh, Pick me. Pick me!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Hmmm. I don't know. What are your qualifrications?

^^Spawn the Inquisitor

 

[Agrex]

Hmmm. I don't know. What are your qualifrications?

^^Spawn the Inquisitor

I quote you alot.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

You do? When?

^^ Spawn The Quizmaster

 

[Sparky]

I want to be on your friends list lol same reason agrex said but i have proof lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

What's your evidence. We need hard concrete evidence!

^^ Detective Spawn

 

[Sparky]

check under my sig

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Hey, I like you, but I don't like you THAT way dude.

^^Sexual Inuendo Spawn

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you need to post more funny pictures with your head pasted on them. greatest thing ever