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[a7xoff]

and he still doesn't get it...

 

[Papa Shango]

Actually Youthemannowdawg.com is pretty funny.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

http://wwdubya.ytmnd.com/

Dude, I keep tellin ya. I'm not into sheep porn.

 

[kieran_devlin]

Prince Albert IF i understood him correct will be able to tell you YTMND.com isnt sheep porn.

I didnt even know sheep porn existed thanks now ill remember to avoid it for the rest of my life.

 

[Papa Shango]

Actually, I have seen sheep porn on YTMND.com. True story.

 

[kieran_devlin]

sheep porn isnt the main feature of YTMND tho and its up to the user what he uploads to YTMND

SO if a user i dunno why but if a user wanted to upload sheep porn he/she could

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

See! I knew you. You sick little fucker! You were trying to get me to watch sheep porn! You sick bastard u!

 

[Papa Shango]

You should have your genitals dipped in acid.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Nah. Mine have been dipped in bronze dude. lol

 

[Papa Shango]

Naw, not you man, the little sheepfucker.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I know dude. But I still like to show off the bronze balls! lol

 

[Papa Shango]

I dip mine in liquid candy. That way, when I'm gettin' head, both me AND the ladies are havin' a good time.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Oh my god dude. You ae so wrong. of course, if only you knew what EY drew on your left nut when you were sleeping. So, have you decided on who you like for a new roommate yet?

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm thinking Glenn Gilbertti.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Glen F'n Gilbertti? Dude, he's more of a spaz than a douchbag. What about Curry Man?

 

[Papa Shango]

Curry Man is pure spaz. How 'bout Konnan?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Nah, remember? Konnan ownes me money. What about Morgan or Steiner?

 

[Papa Shango]

Petey Williams.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Hmm. Petey might be the man.

 

[Papa Shango]

We need a Canadian to replace a Canadian. Affirmative action, we gotta keep it fair and balanced.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Yeah, gotta keep up the status quo. Plus, we need rent like now. Friggin Kong told me that she's late dude. What if shes...? What do I do?

 

[Papa Shango]

Geez, why do you always need me to solve your problems? What, you can't find an old, rusty coathanger on your own?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Already tried that dude. That's how I got laid out the other night. She's a tough "little" lady. lol

 

[Papa Shango]

Well, I'm all outta ideas, then.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

How about you adopt litle Spawnie Jr. or Spawnette? lol