The Ask-A-Spawn Thread

[Ptd]

No I mean do you totally want to take advantage of me?

 

[DJ]

Who is ya favourite wrassler Mr.Spawn?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No I mean do you totally want to take advantage of me?

If by taking advantage of you, you mean buying you some ice cream and slipping a ruffy into it, then no. If by taking advantage of you, you mean sodomizing you in a prison laundry while making you look into a mirror to see the look on your face, then yes.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Does FOTH Suck?

 

[Danmen001]

Why are you ripping off Jake's thread?

 

[Frank the Frowner]

What's the most you've ever drank in one night?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Who is ya favourite wrassler Mr.Spawn?

Well that's a good question. Now I hear that there are vicious rumors out there that Spawn is a closet fan of Spellbinder due to the magic that he performs during his matches, and I want to say right here and right now that is not true. And while I do mark out for a surprise Hogan cameo, old Spawnie here finds himself very similar to the women that he usually dates. And that is that he is very much into tag teams. You give old Spawnie a classic tag teams that looks good together and works well off of each other and I guarantee you a couple of good wrestlers to watch. Therefore, one of Spawn's all timed favorites will always be..... The Midnight Express combination of Beautiful Bobby Eaton and Sweet Stan Lane.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Why are you ripping off Jake's thread?

Because I look at Jake like a big brother and want to emulate him. Besides imitation is the highest form of flattery. I don't think of this as a rip off to Jake, I think of it as a tribute.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

What's the most you've ever drank in one night?

Two twelve packs of Mich Golden bottles. Of course there was also the time that I was showing my friends, and a rather impressed bartender who kept buying me drinks, how I can do pints of Killians as shots. There were also quite a few pint sized Irish Car Bombs floating around that night. I had a broken foot, and it went numb. SO I assume I drank alot that night too.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Does FOTH Suck?

FOTH both sucks AND swallows. That's why I rent him out to California stag bachelor parties. Book your spots now as they are filling up fast.

 

[Agrex]

How horny is Hornswoggle?

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Are you bisexual Spawn?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

How horny is Hornswoggle?

Hornswoggle is so horny that he has been with Katie Vick 10 times... in the last 3 days.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Are you bisexual Spawn?

No. I get no physical joy from sodomizing men. I do it for truth, justice, and the american way.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

No. I get no physical joy from sodomizing men. I do it for truth, justice, and the american way.

That's what they all say. >.>

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

That's what they all say. >.>

Flames Out
Dragon

I back it up. I plant a flag when I'm done.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

What? No questions? lol

 

[Agrex]

I got one..

How does it feel like to have no questions in your own "Ask Thread"?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

It feels lonely. It feels cold. No questions means no income. The heat got turned off. Hell, I have to burn my inner child to keep warm. Luckily there are about 14 other split personalities in here to eat and burn until the bucks start rolling in again.

 

[Agrex]

Which personality will you be next?

 

[Dark Blaze]

Spawn you forgot the lol.

How do you cope with the pressures from keeping up your own gimmick(s)?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Which personality will you be next?

Not sure. I was thinking either Cousin Spawn or Grandmama Spawn. You know, i could dress in the whole granny type dress, wig and glasses the way that Larry Smith used to in those early 90's Converse commercials. I think it would be a hoot.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Spawn you forgot the lol.

How do you cope with the pressures from keeping up your own gimmick(s)?

I strictly only do the LOL to annoy JPfizznutz. LOL

Pressure? What pressure? Gimmick? What gimmick? I'm this way offline too. Makes me VERY popular at work.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

lol

 

[Agrex]

So your mood/personality swings make you popular?