The Ask-A-Spawn Thread

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Yes. Like Spiderman, it is both gift and a curse. Except I don't have to wear tights in order to make other feel my special powers. I just need a magnum for that.

 

[Agrex]

Wtf Spawn?

 

[Sparky]

Magnum as in icecream? Spawn gandmama sounds good you should do that

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Hey, you asked a question. Unfortunately Pervert Spawn got to it first. Next time, hopefully, Intellectual Spawn will pull his fat ass away from the buffet table and rush over to answer. lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Magnum as in icecream? Spawn gandmama sounds good you should do that

Magnum as in a latex profolactic that is used by men of above average endowment for sexual intercourse with the opposite sex. It can also be used by men who claim to be of above average endowment in order to give the impression that they are of above average endowment.



^^ Intellectual Spawn. lol

 

[Dark Blaze]

What is your definition of above average endowment?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Me after a cold shower. If you want super human endowment, you should see me with two viagra under my belt


^^ Spawn Jeremy- Amateur Porn Star

 

[Dark Blaze]

Any relation to a Ron Jeremy? Can you do some of his most famous acts?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Any relation to a Ron Jeremy? Can you do some of his most famous acts?

No relation at all. He's my cousin. And yes. He can make his cock jump up and down. I can make my jump rope and double dutch. lol


^^ Spawn Jeremy.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Impressive.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Impressive.

Nah, I've seen better. You should see when I give the chicks the old "Garvin Stomp" They all go down and out for that one. lol


^^Rugged Spawnie Garvin

 

[Dark Blaze]

LOL...Just how many personalities does Spawn have?

Which one would the original Spawn say is his favorite?

 

[Sparky]

Heheh... Spawn's pic makes me LOL. Dude, you smile like you're watching a McDonald's commercial.

Taken from post a picture sight spawn What do you think he meant by that? becouse I dont get it.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I'm not sure. Momma used to always say that life is like a box of chocolates. Everyone in a while some idiot comes along and screws up your enjoyment of them by gabbing about nuthin at all.


^^Cousin Spawn

 

[Sparky]

Could you change your name to Grandmama Spawn? it has a ring to it lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

LOL...Just how many personalities does Spawn have?

Which one would the original Spawn say is his favorite?

Spawn has 69 different personalities.

Spawn likes the ones that pay Spawn's bills.

Spawn Dole for president/MOD 08!


^^Spawn Dole

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Could you change your name to Grandmama Spawn? it has a ring to it lol

Alllrighty then boys and girls. We dare not let Grandmama Spawn out. She's the worst of them all. Last time she was out, she roasted several of the other personalities and fed them to Cannibal Spawn. Plus, she's a pyromaniac.


^^^Fire Marshall Spawn

 

[Sparky]

dnt like fire marshal spawn he might put the spark out lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Embrace the darkness. Embrace the cold calculating void known as the abyss. All Sparks must go there. Even yourself.



^^Spawn of the Dead.

 

[Sparky]

if you changed the yours to yourself i would totally sig that lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Done.

 

[Sparky]

Thanks spawn

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No problem my son. You're doin god's work there. lol


^^ Pope Spawn Paul II

 

[Sparky]

whats it take to become a member of the DBC?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Unanimous vote from all current members. Plus you must be purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


^^^ The Artist Formerly Known As Spawn