Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[BooCocky]

Fuckin shit. You people bitch about everything. Cena has spent weeks getting his ass kicked. He can only lose so fucking much. He won in a match where EVERYONE looked great. It opened the door for several feuds and they can still continue the beatdown. Now they're pissed. They're going to retaliate. You guys are unfuckinbeievable.

 

[The Crock]

Some people need to shut the fuck up... Sly and KB have spelled it out... There was no Super Cena. Honesty, if people had been watching they would have seen that.

 

[Hawkeye]

So if you just won a match that saved the company you live and die for,you're telling me you wouldn't tap into that adrenaline rush and celebrate?

 

[CamaroIroc]

Better question is what does Sheamus do now?

Also, the card for the next PPV has potential to be fucking awesome.

-Miz vs. Bryan
-Cena vs. Barrett
-Taker vs. Kane

Orton still can have a rematch, since he won the match, and the stip was that if he lost, he was done. So more Sheamus v Orton, which is fine, cause all the other main eventers will be busy.. I can see Jericho and Edge tagging for a bit, as well, or fueding with individual Nexus members - Edge vs Sheffield, Jericho vs Gabriel ftw.

 

[Jsaturn14]

I've already responded to this post in like 3 different posts. Go read those, and you'll see why your post isn't reasonable.

I know. Your opinion is that he used a last gasp of energy to do everything he did. My opinion is that if you wanna make it believable and real, you have him crawl over to make the pin on Gabriel, then you have him catch Barrett, and then he doesn't move AT ALL. Any normal person would at least have a concussion or something after getting their head dropped and smashed onto solid concrete, but not Cena. Cena is able to lay there for a moment or two, and then get up with a smile on his face, and roaring. NO! Real would be to have him get helped out of the ring after getting his head smashed in. Nothing Cena ever does is real. It is superhero like.

 

[Burnout]

Let's take a look at what Cena did at the end.

He moved out of the way, he covered Gabriel, he used a drop toehold which requires about one movement and hooked his finisher in the middle of the ring that requires him to lay on the other guy's back and pull backwards.

Yep he clearly was moving mountains and jumping over buildings in the end there.

THIS^. You are all acting like Cena was doing moonsaults and 450's all over the place. What Cena did was in no way super.

 

[Remix]

Yeah I did, and I don't appreciate being called an idiot.

Get used to it. It's true.

Know what I saw, I saw Cena get his head cracked on concrete, and then all of a sudden he is able to move out of the way of the 450 splash, and LEAP into a pin.

Watch a WWE tag match. Note how the guy who spends the entire match getting beat down crawls to his corner then LEAPS to make the tag just in the nick of time. Cena got a shot of adrenaline.

He could crawl over, and get the pin, but nnnnnnnnooooooooo, he has to LEAP into action like, idk, superman?

See above example. Tired men leap to get there faster. if he'd takem longer he might not have gotten the pin. Cena was taking the last bit of energy he had to finish the job.

The Barrett thing, I am okay with, he caught him, and that makes sense, but no normal human being is going to be able to LEAP into anything after getting their head driven and smashed into concrete.

These aren't normal people they're wrestlers. This sort of thing happens all the time in wrestling. Most people don't get up after having their head driven into solid steel, yet a DDT on the ring apron is rarely a match ender.

That is the essence of superman cena. No matter what you do to him, he is able to spring and leap back to life.

No, it's the essence of you grasping at straws to justify your dislike of the wrestler.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Fuckin shit. You people bitch about everything. Cena has spent weeks getting his ass kicked. He can only lose so fucking much. He won in a match where EVERYONE looked great. It opened the door for several feuds and they can still continue the beatdown. Now they're pissed. They're going to retaliate. You guys are unfuckinbeievable.

Everyone except Darren Young

 

[Blizz]

Naw, that doesn't make sense. Two heel vs. heel matches? I think something like Morrison and R-Truth vs Slater and Gabriel makes more sense.

 

[The_Misson]

Lmao at the post PPV arguing!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Do you guys really expect everyone to be happy with the ending?

I don't like ending, I must be ******?

PLEASE, because I didn't like the ending I'm to stupid to understand pro wrestling, do you guys realize how dumb that sounds. It's a fucking opinion, everyone's got one, it doesn't make you a ****** because you didn't like the ending.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

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[BooCocky]

Yeah but Darren Young sucks. So there's an exception to like everything...

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Stale ending to a great match.

I'm not going to sit here and pretend to be some all mighty god of wrestling knowledge, I watch because I'm a fan, not because I want to write a technical review, not because I want to debate mat wrestling; but because I want to be entertained. Seeing the same thing over and over again is not entertaining.

Preach on, brother. People can argue all they want about WWE doing the right thing with Cena and how it's good for business, but the numbers don't lie; WWE stock is performing poorly right now, and they had one of the shittiest 2nd quarters in recent memory. I wouldn't be surprised if this PPV posts an extremely lousy buyrate and WWE stock plummets even more.

 

[Slyfox696]

I know. Your opinion is that he used a last gasp of energy to do everything he did. My opinion is that if you wanna make it believable and real, you have him crawl over to make the pin on Gabriel, then you have him catch Barrett, and then he doesn't move AT ALL. Any normal person would at least have a concussion or something after getting their head dropped and smashed onto solid concrete, but not Cena. Cena is able to lay there for a moment or two, and then get up with a smile on his face, and roaring. NO! Real would be to have him get helped out of the ring after getting his head smashed in. Nothing Cena ever does is real. It is superhero like.

Do you watch UFC? Did you watch the Chael Sonnen vs. Anderson Silva fight?

Chael Sonned beat the shit out of Silva for 23 minutes straight, taking him down and dropping bombs to Silva's head. At the 23rd minute though, Silva caught him with a triangle choke and won the match.

Afterwards, Silva was all smiles, got up and went to bow down before Sonnen, and all that.


If Silva can do that in real life, I dare say Cena can do it in pretend. You don't have a leg to stand on here.

 

[WWEFan2000]

Even though I don't agree with how Cena won in the end, I dont have a problem with him winning the match. Nexus might not have won but they looked very strong in the match.

 

[goodlay]

What was the article?

It's been taken down, but it was something that shouldn't have been posted until after Summerslam. It was titled "Daniel Bryan Returns!" and talked about how Miz was supposed to be the 7th man but Daniel Bryan was. Basically recapped the match before the shit even happened. Dude will get fired for sure.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

The people on here who have brains, mainly KB and Sly have already explained how smart and great the ending was, so I won't even bother arguing with you morons and CZENA HATERZS!.

Actually, maybe I will.....nah I won't bother.

 

[Burnout]

It's a pity NOC is up next, we cant really have cena vs. Barret.

 

[Slyfox696]

Do you guys really expect everyone to be happy with the ending?

I don't like ending, I must be ******?

PLEASE, because I didn't like the ending I'm to stupid to understand pro wrestling, do you guys realize how dumb that sounds. It's a fucking opinion, everyone's got one, it doesn't make you a ****** because you didn't like the ending.

Not liking the ending, and saying it was wrong are two different things.

Which side are you on?

 

[goodlay]

It'll be fixed in about a week. And when I get time (who knows when that will be) I'll start to work on a more permanent fix.

Sounds good

 

[The Bearded One]

Do you watch UFC? Did you watch the Chael Sonnen vs. Anderson Silva fight?

Chael Sonned beat the shit out of Silva for 23 minutes straight, taking him down and dropping bombs to Silva's head. At the 23rd minute though, Silva caught him with a triangle choke and won the match.

Afterwards, Silva was all smiles, got up and went to bow down before Sonnen, and all that.


If Silva can do that in real life, I dare say Cena can do it in pretend. You don't have a leg to stand on here.

Please don't bring that fight up. It only brings back bad memories.

 

[Bernkastel]

Fucking stupid people would be better off not calling others fucking stupid.

The man was beaten up the entire last twenty minutes and then dropped on concrete yet he is still able to avoid the splash, get the pin and force Wade Barrett, who is supposed to be the "leader" to tap in the matter of 20 seconds? I like Cena, but this was a prime example of Super Cena.

That's what the face does, is overcome all the odds. I can show plenty examples of Super Rock, Super Stone Cold, and Super Goldberg and the crowds eating up every second of it.

 

[Slyfox696]

Please don't bring that fight up. It only brings back bad memories.

Not for me...I loved watching Chael have to tap out after all the stupid stuff he was saying.


But more importantly, am I not right, is that not a GREAT example to compare to this match?

 

[Coco]

So time for my 2 cents. First off, I did not read wwe.com and marked the fuck out for the return of Daniel Bryan Danielson. And btw, he looked incredible in the match. WWE has turned him loose I think and he seems the clearcut favorite to take the U.S. title from Miz after what I hope is a moderately long feud.

They started feuding in March. I don't think a moderately long feud is called for at this point.