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Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

Funny, because I believe that also represents the extent of your IQ.

This was a great show, outside of the snorefest that was Kane's match.



up while 4 in morning watching that shit nothing big happened at all nothing!

The last imagine I want to see before sleeping is Cena suddenly jumping up dodging a move pinning a guy and diving straight into his finisher with no look of tiredness or injury and can still yell like a pig RAAAAAA RAAAA as he tears on em. Get fucked WWE!
 
The same people that are gonna bitch and cry about Cena pulling it out are the same motherfuckers who would mark out and die whenever Goku made that Miracle Spirit Bomb. You people are morons

I believe he had from the Dragonballs and others when he made his spirit bombs.
 
Im glad Cena didn't turn heel. Plus in the context of this match it would have been pretty dumb. The return of Daniel Bryan was fucking epic, even though I saw that article on WWE.com, it was still surreal to see him back in the ring.

I didn't really like the ending, but Team WWE winning makes sense, as it evens up the WWE/Nexus war. This match definitely saved the show. Bryan's return was epic, and the match was just damn exciting.
 
They will catch wind? Once again, let's take a look at the chain of events before we call others fucking stupid: 1. Cena gets his ass kicked by Jericho and Edge. 2. Cena gets his ass kicked by the Nexus. 3 Cena continues to get his ass kicked by the Nexus. 4. Cena is dropped on concrete. 5. Cena has magically recovered and is able to move out of the way, get a pin and then force someone who was supposed to be getting pushed to tap. Yes, that is logical and right in order.

It really is. Did you not watch the fucking match? He rolls out of the way, and gets a pin on a hurt Gabriel, and then caught Barrett. After the goddamn match he was done. He used his final bit of energy to get the win. I see no way that a Super Cena finish was used.

I'm glad you were not too fucking stupid to understand that I was calling you fucking stupid.

The ending was logical and predictable. Is it terrible? No. But it was a complete demonstration of why some people do not like Cena (and I am not in that group).

Yeah, that ending was totally predictable. :rolleyes: And you have the balls to call me fucking stupid.
 
Let's take a look at what Cena did at the end.

He moved out of the way, he covered Gabriel, he used a drop toehold which requires about one movement and hooked his finisher in the middle of the ring that requires him to lay on the other guy's back and pull backwards.

Yep he clearly was moving mountains and jumping over buildings in the end there.
 
But he still jumped up and made it seem to me that he was perfectly fine. If Cena would have just rolled over on top of him then I could understand the storytelling argument.

Not at all. Even after he pinned Gabriel, he was lying on the ground until he caught Barrett.

It was EXACTLY as I said, Cena's last gasp of energy.


EDIT: Besides, if he had waited, then how are we supposed to believe Gabriel won't recover more quickly than Cena? It was the right play in the match.
 
If the match would have gone on longer, than Barrett should have won.

That was Cena's last chance to pull out a victory for Team WWE. He had nothing in the tank.

That's why it's more of a personal opinion than what should have happened logically. I know very well how quick adrenaline bursts work. :P
 
Yes, except that's not what happened at all. Did you even watch the fucking match?

What is it with the idiots that come out of the woodworks when Cena wins? Do you all even watch the match?

Yeah I did, and I don't appreciate being called an idiot. Know what I saw, I saw Cena get his head cracked on concrete, and then all of a sudden he is able to move out of the way of the 450 splash, and LEAP into a pin. He could crawl over, and get the pin, but nnnnnnnnooooooooo, he has to LEAP into action like, idk, superman? The Barrett thing, I am okay with, he caught him, and that makes sense, but no normal human being is going to be able to LEAP into anything after getting their head driven and smashed into concrete. That is the essence of superman cena. No matter what you do to him, he is able to spring and leap back to life.
 
The final match was a rousing success.

The show, overall, was wank.
And since the Main Event was what the show was build on, the show was a rousing success.

I can only really sum up how I feel towards Cena the WWE and summerslam with one shot,,,,,,,,,,

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There's only one way I can sum up how I feel about dumbfuck asshole stupidcunt pieceofshits like you:
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Yeah I did, and I don't appreciate being called an idiot. Know what I saw, I saw Cena get his head cracked on concrete, and then all of a sudden he is able to move out of the way of the 450 splash, and LEAP into a pin. He could crawl over, and get the pin, but nnnnnnnnooooooooo, he has to LEAP into action like, idk, superman? The Barrett thing, I am okay with, he caught him, and that makes sense, but no normal human being is going to be able to LEAP into anything after getting their head driven and smashed into concrete. That is the essence of superman cena. No matter what you do to him, he is able to spring and leap back to life.

:disappointed:

I've already responded to this post in like 3 different posts. Go read those, and you'll see why your post isn't reasonable.
 
Not at all. Even after he pinned Gabriel, he was lying on the ground until he caught Barrett.

It was EXACTLY as I said, Cena's last gasp of energy.


EDIT: Besides, if he had waited, then how are we supposed to believe Gabriel won't recover more quickly than Cena? It was the right play in the match.

Its just a minor gripe. I think Cena rolling over to cover Gabriel would have been much more effective than the epic jump to his feet emphatic cover. The Barrett move was fine.

EDIT: Its not like it was a Hogan vs Savage case of no selling. Just a little thing that seemed a little weird while watching the match.
 
Seriously, you guys are acting like Cena went Hulk Hogan on them. Gabriel missed the 450 and was rocked. Cena caught Barrett.

It's a fine ending to the PPV, and hopefully we'll have the Nexus pissed off tomorrow night. Do you guys really think that Wade will be like "Well, okay, you guys won... we'll be nice now."?
 
So according to wikipedia cena has 9 world championship reigns, edge has 9, jericho has 6, Bret hart has 5, truth has 1 nwa champ run, and morrision has 1 ecw title run. So thats as sly said over 30 World titles, and how many does nexus have? so how do people expect Nexus to be able to go cleanly over a group like that.

This is just like when Cena fueded with the Miz, you can't expect them to go out and go over cleanly against people who have that many titles and are main eventers or upper mid carders, when they're being billed as rookies
 
Better question is what does Sheamus do now?

Also, the card for the next PPV has potential to be fucking awesome.

-Miz vs. Bryan
-Cena vs. Barrett
-Taker vs. Kane
 
Like I said initially, I'd have preferred Nexus to win. But this ending worked. Nexus can get their revenge later before the angle wraps up in time for the road to Wrestlemania.
 
Let's take a look at what Cena did at the end.

He moved out of the way, he covered Gabriel, he used a drop toehold which requires about one movement and hooked his finisher in the middle of the ring that requires him to lay on the other guy's back and pull backwards.

Yep he clearly was moving mountains and jumping over buildings in the end there.

And right after that he got on his feet and started going crazy in the ring as if he had just taken a nap. That's what I personally hate about super Cena: the no sell after the match is over. Just celebrate on your back or at least pretend to be a bit hurt when you are getting up
 
So time for my 2 cents. First off, I did not read wwe.com and marked the fuck out for the return of Daniel Bryan Danielson. And btw, he looked incredible in the match. WWE has turned him loose I think and he seems the clearcut favorite to take the U.S. title from Miz after what I hope is a moderately long feud.

Next, I actually did expect the Nexus to win and thought it had to happen. But after seeing it go down, the ending was great. Nexus lost, but at the same time looked fantastic! I mean, look at the guys that a bunch of rookies almost beat. I don't feel like counting but a large number of world title reigns between them among other accolades is the point.

I think the next option for Nexus is that they underestimated Cena, etc. and the "master plan" will finally unfold. Be it a mystery leader, the GM, or what have you this thing is far from over and the Nexus is still legit in my mind. Several of them who I thought weren't much showed me something tonight. I'm still excited for this angle to continue.
 
Im glad Cena didn't turn heel. Plus in the context of this match it would have been pretty dumb. The return of Daniel Bryan was fucking epic, even though I saw that article on WWE.com, it was still surreal to see him back in the ring.

I didn't really like the ending, but Team WWE winning makes sense, as it evens up the WWE/Nexus war. This match definitely saved the show. Bryan's return was epic, and the match was just damn exciting.

What was the article?
 

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