Stupid Thread Police

[Razor]

Theory: D-Man's new sig is just overcompensating for him being afraid that his posting penis isn't as big as everyone else's.

 

[D-Man]

I'll leave that for my real penis.

 

[The Crock]

Penis? Everybody knows Crock wins in that department.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Dude, Crock, my thumb is bigger than that.

 

[The Crock]

It's a meter stick, I doubt that.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Penis? Everybody knows Crock wins in that department.

Actual size?

 

[The Crock]

Actual size?

It's a meter long. After shrinkage.

 

[Remix]

It's a meter long. After shrinkage.

Do you even know how long a meter is?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Funny, it looks about 2 1/2 inches to me.

 

[The Crock]

Do you even know how long a meter is?

Damn right I do. (Do you think I'm being serious about the whole meter thing?)

 

[Remix]

Damn right I do. (Do you think I'm being serious about the whole meter thing?)

No Crock, I thought you were being deadly serious about your penis which would allow you to take a job as a tripod.

 

[The Crock]

Tripod? Hmm....

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Damn right I do. (Do you think I'm being serious about the whole meter thing?)

If your penis was a meter long, I'd think you'd have more things to do on a Friday afternoon than post on a wrestling forum.

So no, nobody thought you were serious.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Why does everyone assume party night is on Fridays? I do the majority of mine on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

 

[The Crock]

Well, I usually do party on Friday or Saturday. Although, this week I got some in on Monday.

 

[JGlass]

I rarely party on Fridays, though I do on occasion. Friday nights are usually my relax and kick it nights. Saturday nights are the best time to go out, that way you can cure your hangover with football.

 

[Miko]

I am reliably informed that every night is party night

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I am reliably informed that every night is party night

Says the funniest man in the room.

 

[JGlass]

Truthfully any time I take my pants off it's a party.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

How did a police thread turn into a sausage convention?

 

[nightmare]

now its a party

 

[Miko]

Says the funniest man in the room.

Not bad I guess, even if it is a room full of people making a big deal out of ganging up on easy targets.

 

[Remix]

STP EMERGENCY

 

[Fuel The Fire]

STP EMERGENCY

 

[JGlass]

Where's the emergency?