God, why did you create so many stupid wrestling fans?

[X]

Basically any PG movie from before the PG-13 was invented.

 

[Uncle Sam]

PG *****, yeah. They're pretty bad too.

 

[Slyfox696]

That pic of Hurricane is from Raw 2. Right?

No idea. Just googled it, and was the only one I found I liked.

 

[CobraVenom]

all Velvet does is wiggle her butt.

If only this were 100% accurate. Wiggle that butt for two hours, Velvet. Wiggle that butt. Scrum-diddely-umptious

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Yeah, don't get this problem in the Old School.

Usually

Funny how that works...

I can't stand Cena, I've given reasons for why this is, and I've been proactive about things: I stopped watching Raw.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You don't watch RAW, Tdiggs?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

You don't watch RAW, Tdiggs?

No. In fact, I don't watch any current wrestling at all (I lost interest in TNA after booking did a marvelous job of cooling off The Pope), save for the occasional match I have in my wrestling DVD library,

 

[Goliath Uterus]

No. In fact, I don't watch any current wrestling at all

You're not missing out on much.

(I lost interest in TNA after booking did a marvelous job of cooling off The Pope),

They sure did, I wish Pope wasn't in a company with fuctionally ******ed people writing the shows.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

For some reason that I can't think of at the moment, people talk about wrestling on forums and shit in a different way they talk about other TV shows like House, or 24, or Burn Notice, or any other fictional show.

I look at some of these threads, and I think, what would happen if someone actually did make a thread about House or Scrubs in the same style as a wrestling thread.

"OH MAN, who did Kutner piss off on the writing team? What a stupid way to write him off! That was so boring."
"Man, Donald Faison is being reduced to segments with the Janitor. This is depressing."
"MAN, House successfully screws with the team AGAIN. The team is being buried! This is bad television, they're making the team look so weak!"
"So do you think Zach Braff should turn heel and join Dr. Kelso?"

They talk about wrestlers being shafted because they lost a match, or how it makes people "look bad," when something happens to a wrestler's character that's not in his or hers best interest.

You don't see people talking about Steve Carrel being "reduced" to comedy in movies. Why do people bitch about Santino doing it, as if it makes him somehow less of a performer than Randy Orton?

 

[Coco]

You're right. There are plenty of non-smarky ways to establish that House is awful.

 

[Megatron]

That pic of Hurricane is from Raw 2. Right?

Fuck that game was awesome. Remember spending hours playing it with my older brother on our old Xbox. Good memories.

"Man, Donald Faison is being reduced to segments with the Janitor. This is depressing."

I know you were only providing an example, but the Janitor was a great character.

 

[Razor]

Because John Cena should be the leader of Nexus. Duh Slyfox. Get it together.

 

[ABMorales787]

My personal favorite: PG IS KILLING WRESTLING!

Someone find me a movie where you have models in swimsuits, massive amounts of violence, swearing, a massive riot and people being launched off ladders in a PG movie. I want to see that movie.

Can it be animated? If not:

Count:

1 hot chick

2 deaths

18 acts of violence

civil disobedience

vigilantes

illegal space travel

playing with nuclear weapons

vintage cursing by Lord Zedd and Rita

I think this is worse than WWE.

First of all, no one is suggesting that you are an "idiot." Quite the contrary, I have been enjoying reading your posts. Just because there's a difference of opinion doesn't make anyone an idiot.

I simply am amused by the number of people who come on here talking about how much better the Knockout division is as opposed to the Divas. Then I watch an episode of iMPACT (or at least attempt to, I usually don't make it all the way to the end), and I am struck by how they are essentially the same, except WWE does it, like everything else, on a greater stage with greater production value. I keep hearing about how much more potential the knockouts have, how much better they were in the indies, how much better their in-ring skills are, etc., But I just don't see it on a typical day on TNA TV. They are still just eye candy, still just filler time between the men's matches, and I just don't see what the KO's do that is so much better than what the divas do. Not to say they don't have the potential to do it, I just don't see it play out that way.

For example, people talk about how great Velvet Sky is in the ring. Come on now. The skills that she displays on iMPACT are no better than what Maryse, for example, does on any episode of RAW. Now she looks tremendous and I'm not complaining, but all Velvet does is dress skimpy, wiggle her butt, act sexy, and scream while she flails about the ring. No better than what any diva does. I have no problem with it, I just find it comical after watching TBP and then coming on here and reading how great they are in the ring.

I prefer the Knockouts. I know they aren't as marvelous in the ring as they were in '08, but they have much more personality than the Diva's. I tend to prefer wanking off to a girl with attitude than one who's bland. Just my opinion.

No. In fact, I don't watch any current wrestling at all (I lost interest in TNA after booking did a marvelous job of cooling off The Pope), save for the occasional match I have in my wrestling DVD library,

Yeah. Why book him to break his arm.

You're right. There are plenty of non-smarky ways to establish that House is awful.

I hate House. That shit is too smart for me.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Yeah. Why book him to break his arm.

Not even close. More like, "Why book him to have a championship shot the PPV after the next one and give his TV time to Abyss instead?"

 

[ABMorales787]

Not even close. More like, "Why book him to have a championship shot the PPV after the next one and give his TV time to Abyss instead?"

Touche, salesman.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Touche, salesman.

You're right, though...the injury put the final nail in the coffin, but his fate was already sealed before that.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

The Pope will be back on top soon, even TNA is smart enough to realize the dude has loads of talent.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So what's with the picture of Hurricane?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

It's cause he said "What's up with that"?

 

[ABMorales787]

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[Goliath Uterus]

And what's up with the "Excellence of Execution" in your sig? Isn't that Sly's thing?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

He's doing the hands thing like the Hitman.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Gotcha.

 

[Hawkeye]

That first vid is my all time favorite.I say that to tall people all the time for no reason Shane Helms is a fuckin laugh riot,it's a shame they let him go from WWE,he could do everything...

 

[Goliath Uterus]

That first vid is my all time favorite.I say that to tall people all the time for no reason

Say what?

Shane Helms is a fuckin laugh riot,it's a shame they let him go from WWE,he could do everything...

Indeed, he was quite over when he was the Hurricane.