Sooo... Got a text this morning...

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

First of all, my phone did not recognize the number. It was a picture of boobs, with piercings. The text said, "Sorry to hear about your aunt passing! <3 Got these done last week. Hope they will cheer you up."

...so, what little backstory there is to this, is that my aunt passed away last night. I told some people on Facebook, and word got around.

WUT...in the FUCK...!?

 

[Lee]

Was Milenko.

 

[The Butcher]

Sorry about your loss. It's good that you've got supportive friends who send you titty pictures during your bereavement, though.

 

[ABMorales787]

Call her. Tell her you don't believe her and that you need physical proof.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Create a super-magnet, collect all the boobs that attach to it (release everything else) and identify the boobs in question.

Sorry to hear about your aunt.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

She sounds like she knows the right way to comfort someone. Whoever she is.

 

[justinsayne]

First of all, my phone did not recognize the number. It was a picture of boobs, with piercings. The text said, "Sorry to hear about your aunt passing! <3 Got these done last week. Hope they will cheer you up."

...so, what little backstory there is to this, is that my aunt passed away last night. I told some people on Facebook, and word got around.

WUT...in the FUCK...!?

Congrats, you've reached the point in your career as a writer for WZ where you are now attracting groupies.

oh, & sorry about your aunt

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Figured out who it was. She had the corner of a tattoo I recognized just barely visible in the picture. Happens to be a girl I know from back home, whose number I lost a while ago.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Figured out who it was. She had the corner of a tattoo I recognized just barely visible in the picture. Happens to be a girl I know from back home, whose number I lost a while ago.

You sure it wasn't Ronaiah Tuisaopo?

 

[nightmare]

You should tell her thank you, but your doctor prescribed vagina as the best medication & you must start treatment immediately.

 

[shattered dreams]

Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing?

 

[Lowdown]

Call her. Tell her you don't believe her and that you need physical proof.

My condolences for your loss man.

I second this idea of Kiljoy's.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

You should tell her thank you, but your doctor prescribed vagina as the best medication & you must start treatment immediately.

This is a great idea. Head this advice.

 

[IHW]

I still think it was Theo.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Thinly veiled "ive got a picture of tits" thread.

 

[Danger Burger]

Fuck man, I wish I had me a picture of some tits. Real tits, not internet tits.

Hard luck on the aunt man. Be well.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

http://tubedubber.com/#nhVsGJ7gCUs:q22iVFudOV8:0:100:3:0:1

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Upon second read-through, this is the fucking weirdest "sorry about your dead relative" thread I have ever seen.

 

[Rayne]

This far down the thread and not ONE person has said "pics or it didn't happen"?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

That's because they recognize my swag.

 

[Straight-Edge]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

No. And I don't give a shit.

 

[Straight-Edge]

I was only kidding...

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Boobs are no laughing matter, son.

 

[Snitsky4GM]

Don't worry guyz after some serious snooping I found the picture.