tHIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TWISTTURN UPSIDE DOWN

[Theo Mays]

Theo sigged me! Why did you not tell me this?

Because I'm a mischievous man. I don't tell anyone anything. Though it is quite easy for me to sig you. All you need to do is say something about my beard that is quote worthy in my mind.

 

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You live in Ireland.

Really? You're playing to stereotypes now?