Fuck my life. For real.

[JGlass]

I TOTALLY KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM JANE!

A few weekends ago, a driver was supposed to take me and my friends to Fenway Park for a Red Sox game with front row seats. First the driver shows up a full TEN MINUTES late. Then, his ride isn't even stocked with alcohol when we SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT. And then when we get to the Red Sox game, we have to ask some people who were in our seats to move because they thought we weren't showing up.

He basically fucked up our entire night.

 

[The Doctor]

Today I ordered two percent milk in my imported chai tea at the local fair trade coffee shop and they gave me skim. FML.

 

[JGlass]

I asked my mom to go buy me Madden 12, and she comes back with Madden 11. WTF?!?!?

 

[Harthan]

My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL", making me sound more amused then I really am.

 

[JGlass]

Netflix raised their prices two dollars. WTF?

 

[Harthan]

My entire family is starving.





I wish the delivery guy would get here already.

 

[JGlass]

OUCH! There is nothing in the world worse than a paper cut!

 

[The Crock]

You know what's even worse?

All the children dying of AIDS in Africa.

 

[JGlass]

Buzz kill.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You know what's even worse?

All the children dying of AIDS in Africa.

I just stopped listening to Bono a few years ago. Problem solved.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You know what's even worse?

All the children dying of AIDS in Africa.

If you find that to be such a terrible thing, put on a condom.

 

[INDYjon22]

You're life is so hard man. I really feel for you.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Goddamnit, I lost my copy of The General! My life sucks now....

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I sharted on the fucking rug. FML!!

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I remember when my mate tried to return his monitor, whatever company it was wanted no less than SIX dead pixels for the return. Like five wouldn't be bad enough.

 

[X]

I've been wanting a tv in my room for like, a year, so finally my mom bought me a 42 inch flat screen that hangs up on the wall, plus a Bluray player. I was so excited, but after having it on for 10 minutes, I realized there's a fucking pixel stuck on red in the top right of the screen.

Why does every stupid thing have to happen to me. I seriously think God has it out for me sometimes. Fuck.

Sounds more to me like you're pissed about other stuff going on in your life and this is just a minor thing that set you off.


Tell your troubles to Uncle X. He is a kind man with forgiving advice for troubled young Janes and Johns.

 

[Chess]

Sounds like you've got it sweet. Your Mum buys you a TV and Bluray player and you bitch about it. Shit, my Mum bought me a Sega master system once, shame it was just as the Playstation was getting released. Quit whining. Kids these days

 

[The Dewbliners]

Dead pixels can be a bitch. I mean one pixel can eventually fuck up the whole screen. As for the BluRay player? Hook it up in your family room/living room or something.

 

[therockiswwf]

Well at least you have cable in your room. My mom decided to not put cable in my room (and my sister and brother's). So while you have dead pixels, I have 5 channels in room.

 

[JGlass]

Well at least you have cable in your room. My mom decided to not put cable in my room (and my sister and brother's). So while you have dead pixels, I have 5 channels in room.

Ugh, at least you have cable. My parents have shitty satellite. I don't care if I have 675 channels if I can't watch them in a hurricane/tornado!