So...

[The Butcher]

Dude, I fuckin' told you it's an homage to The Wyatt Family.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

The Wyatt family only has one sheep.

 

[The Butcher]

 

[nightmare]

Heh. I wish he was that tame. Then I wouldn't have to deal with sheep in the house.

Hey, just be glad the publishers denied his idea for a pop-up book....

 

[The Butcher]

Only because I refused to compromise on the scratch n' sniff feature.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Because you don't get enough of that with the donkeys?

 

[The Butcher]

No, no, no. The donkeys were for punching. The mules were for scratch 'n sniff. I don't know why I keep this menagerie if you're not going to learn the difference.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Sorry I'm new to this whole bestiality thing.

 

[The Butcher]

Sorry I'm new to this whole bestiality thing.

Hey Whap Me Jungles, I found your next sig quote.

End scene.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Sly, KB, and co. really are just doing their (presumably unpaid, definitely unappreciated) job.

I happen to know the administrators are each paid six figures for what they do.

Keeps KB in mint juleps.

 

[The Butcher]

That's very nice of Mattel to add to their collections.

 

[Slyfox696]

I happen to know the administrators are each paid six figures for what they do.

It's the only way I could afford that new BMW.

 

[WBL]

Hey, there's a thread on WZ that's seven pages long. Must be a really important and intense discussion. Let's just see what's...

 

[The Butcher]

Stick around, Mel Zetz is doing standup tonight.

 

[The Butcher]

It's the only way I could afford that new BMW.

That's "Big Manly Woman" for anyone wondering.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

That's "Big Manly Woman" for anyone wondering.

Bob Marley Wig would've been way more fun.

 

[The Butcher]

I agree, but it's his money.

Hey PWF, where you at? Everybody's having fun in your thread but you.

 

[nightmare]

He is probably hiding in the corner because you & Bill keep touching eachother & making animal sounds in front of his cell.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

This got weird relatively fast.

 

[The Butcher]

He is probably hiding in the corner because you & Bill keep touching eachother & making animal sounds in front of his cell.

Coming soon to The Bar Room: "Butch and Bill's Bothersome Barnyard"

Stay tuned!

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

He is probably hiding in the corner because you & Bill keep touching eachother & making animal sounds in front of his cell.

This got weird relatively fast.

Coming soon to The Bar Room: "Butch and Bill's Bothersome Barnyard"

Stay tuned!

How far can the ostrich bury his head? "Where's the sand," you ask? Not in this barnyard...

 

[The Butcher]

John Cena would know how far.

 

[WBL]

John Cena would know how far.

I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. There are a bunch of young, promising talents who are never gonna get the chance to shove their heads up an ostrich's ass because of Cena's politics.

 

[The Butcher]

'must spread some rep...'

You're alright. Liked your idea about Salter Gator joining the Not Nation. Stick around and I'll nominate you for WZF Rookie of the Year come winter. It may sound like a silly award, but its prestige jumped through the roof after I won it.

 

[WBL]

'must spread some rep...'

You're alright. Liked your idea about Salter Gator joining the Not Nation. Stick around and I'll nominate you for WZF Rookie of the Year come winter. It may sound like a silly award, but its prestige jumped through the roof after I won it.

*Tries to send you a private message*

*denied*