"So where have you been RCK?"

[The Redcrosse Knight]

is a question I am being asked all too infrequently.

Being granted clemency one short month after my imprisonment, I spent my newly acquired freedom exploring the internet (my understanding being that I was confined to the Shawshank forum, unable to browse). I ended up getting my GED, settling down with a horned up wife, and pumping out two children. After getting over these terrible mistakes and relocating, I thought it be time to check back here and see what my Rasslezone brothers and sisters were up too.
I’ve gotta ask… when I left and the world stopped spinning, how did ya’ll function? Was anyone hurt? Are ya’ll nose’s still raw from all that cryin?

 

[klunderbunker]

He's back! Come let me smother you with kisses.

 

[Khalifa]

Wow you got one cocky attitude.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

He's back! Come let me smother you with kisses.

Awww, Auntie KB you're too kind! (Blech! So much lipstick!)

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Wow you got one cocky attitude.

No need for dissent friend. I see that you you hail from the prison colony. I'm an ex-con myself!

 

[klunderbunker]

Hey now. I am not a woman. Sexual slave, only after enough payment, but not a woman.

 

[Khalifa]

No need for dissent friend. I see that you you hail from the prison colony. I'm an ex-con myself!

What are you kidding me? Never have even visited that place before.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

What are you kidding me? Never have even visited that place before.

Um, sir, your location is Aussie. I'm pretty sure that's Australian for prison.

 

[Italian MVP]

lmao.

 

[Murfish]

Lol

You haven't lost your humor, good.

 

[Khalifa]

Um, sir, your location is Aussie. I'm pretty sure that's Australian for prison.

Nope Austalian for prision is gaol.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I think what RCK means is that the entire country of Australia started out as a English Prison Colony

 

[NSL]

Now that RCK is out of Shawshank...

Who's in there? Are there any prisoners left?

 

[Khalifa]

I think what RCK means is that the entire country of Australia started out as a English Prison Colony

Yeah i know. But am i meant to go along with the joke or am i meant to be a smartass?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Be a smart ass it's more fun

 

[Khalifa]

Yep exactly.

 

[Papa Shango]

It's kinda hard to be a smart ass when you're only one out of the two.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

RCK is my favorite poster and I love him to pieces.

 

[Spunky]

RCK is my favourite prisoner of all the times.

VERY NICE, Jashermas.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Being a smart ass is only good when you're smart. Hence why I try not to do it.