SEWF - Stupidity Ensues Wrestling Federation

[The Crock]

The only match I didn't save, actually.

 

[Dave]

Armbar feel to my wrath... Just like all of you inevitably would have. Except NorCal, of course.

 

[Theo Mays]

Word is the way to go like ChiHawks said. Always the smart thing to do when doing a BT type thing. Either way it was still fucking awesome and I can't wait to see some more hopefully. Maybe some commentary by me and my beard haha.

 

[CH David]

DUUUUUUDE! Crock if you do this again Theo's Beard needs to be it's own character.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Next show I challenge Dave to a Falls Count Anywhere Best of 3 Falls drinking contest.

 

[The Crock]

It's official. Next month, SEWF returns with their latest show: SEWF - Circumcision.

Yes, that is really the name. Anybody interested in writing or something, shoot me a PM.

 

[The People's Peep]

Fuck. We gotta wait a month? Better be worth the wait.

 

[Dave]

Theo's beard should separate from his body and become an entity on its own. Then face off against Theo in a Hardcore match.

I'd pay to see that.

 

[Theo Mays]

DUUUUUUDE! Crock if you do this again Theo's Beard needs to be it's own character.

In a revenge rematch, me and my beard against Sly and KB. Book it Crock!

 

[The People's Peep]

Theo's beard should separate from his body and become an entity on its own. Then face off against Theo in a Hardcore match.

I'd pay to see that.

I can only imagine the amount of blading involved.

 

[Theo Mays]

Theo's beard should separate from his body and become an entity on its own. Then face off against Theo in a Hardcore match.

I'd pay to see that.

Thats much better than my idea. Book this one Crocky!

 

[CH David]

In a revenge rematch, me and my beard against Sly and KB. Book it Crock!

At the end of the match Theo turns on his own beard. A month or two later they have a Texas Deathmatch. Theo wins, the beard goes back on his face, Beard wins he goes on his own without trouble from Theo.

Your beard is separate from you, Theo.

 

[The Crock]

Alright, as you wish Theo.

 

[Theo Mays]

Man there are so many ways to go with the whole Beard and I thing lol. I trust your greatness Crocky.

 

[Macca]

Best fed WZ has ever seen.
















THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY IF THIS FED WASNT SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE LACK OF MACCA.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Why was J-Dogg my manager? I just realized that. Also, I like commentary.

 

[Барбоса]

A worthy successor to Ж aside from (and forgive the upcoming horrendous pun) this crock of shit...

Match #10
Barbosa vs ?
WHC Tourney

Barbosa comes to the ring, no entrance music. He demands to find out who his opponent is. Out of nowhere, Crock attacks him with a baseball bat. Crock gets the pin, advances to the next round.

Crock: I wrestled one hell of a match there didn't I?

Barbosa attacks Crock at the announce table, but Crock gets security to escort him out of the building.

Crock: I'm sorry I had to do that to Barbosa, but it had to be done. It had to be done...

It wasn't my fault that GD tazered you at Ж and left you for dead, Crockie

 

[The Crock]

It's an ongoing storyline Barbosa.

 

[Барбоса]

Yeah but jobbing out to an announcer...

Nice to see another glimpse of what I consider the best gimmick of Kramer vs Kramer...

CH David "hulking up."

Throw in a few "PUNK SMASH!! PUNK SMASH!!" next time

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Lulz, I whupped Stingers ass.

And nice entrance music choice, that's the song I would probably use if I were a wrestler/fighter.

 

[CH David]

Yeah but jobbing out to an announcer...

Nice to see another glimpse of what I consider the best gimmick of Kramer vs Kramer...

CH David "hulking up."

Throw in a few "PUNK SMASH!! PUNK SMASH!!" next time

I would be smitten if that happened.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Bump. I want to be in the new episode to.

 

[Shay]

Bump. I want to be in the new episode to.

Same, and Crock I don't mind jobbing, or you mentioning my cuntiness.

 

[The Crock]

There's a thread for you to sign up in.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You still asking for help with writing? I had plenty of ideas none of which I'll probably use because I don't care enough about this place to make an enveloping fed